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Edited by Old Guardian: 9/7/2014 2:06:51 AM
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Before Playing Destiny each day.

1. Have a Shower. Nothing worse then smelling yourself all night. 2. Have your medercations be they pills Beer or smokes/weed. You don't want headaches when playing. 3. Make sure you have had enough sleep. When half asleep you make loads of mistakes. 4. Get a large drink bottle next to your chair. Playing Destiny is Thirsty work. As Requested. 5. Make sure the family is feed and watered. No one wants naging brats or wife bothering the hell out of you. That's it enjoy.
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  • 1. Assure my girlfriend I do love her. (Even though I won't text her for the rest of the night) 2. Eat a quick meal (more time for Destiny) 3. Squeal like a girl because the wait is over. 4. Die of excitement. 5. Be revived by my brother and repeat all steps the next day.

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  • Make sure all your ganga is broken up and ready to just pack straight in to a bowl or prepare blunts beforehand. You don't want to have to stop playing to smoke. Lucky for me I can still use the bathroom playing Destiny because my house is set up awesome like that. Other than that gotta have the drinkage and grubbage set up right.

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  • A lot of energy drinks!

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    • Edited by Gaba409: 9/8/2014 3:14:55 AM
      Give your wife or girlfriend some sex

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      • Make sure to have your pee bottle and poop sock.

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        • everyone is talking about making sure they have their piss cans and shit buckets.....are you all stupid? build that toilet into special gaming throne with voice activated flush XD

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          • Beer...check, Whisky...check, Burritos...check, Kids and Wife sedated...check, Shower...Oh my.

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          • Btw grab the best headset lmfao

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          • Don't forget to turn off the cell phone.

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            • Man. ya'll are lucky to get to go to midnight release and stay up all night playing and all day. I have to wake up early for band practice, but being a senior is badass and I get to have early release, so when I get out of school I'm heading straight for Gamestop lol.

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              You'll need lots of COFFEE!!!! Thos 24 hour runs are a B*tch

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            • Luckily my girl cooks and mixes me drinks while I play games. Then she goes back to playing DDO or diablo. Lol

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              • make sure you have an extra stack of clean drawers sitting next to you.

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              • Don't forget to pray for our lord and saviour Jesus Christ.

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                • Lol I love this. Make sure the family's fed. Fill up their water bowls, take them outside to do their business....

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                • Edited by Fenchurch: 9/8/2014 1:58:36 AM
                  1: feel disappointed you are not playing destiny for around another month and a half 2: go to class 3: keep waiting

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                • Edited by BOZZ21: 9/8/2014 1:32:16 AM
                  1. Get home on Monday 8th from aggravatingly long day at school. 2. Do any and all homework/ make-up work. 3. take nap from 4-ish to 10-ish 4. Already convinced mom to let me stay home because grades are good . 5. take shower and eat big meal around 11. 6. Set up Destiny play area with snacks and drinks 7. Play more or less non-stop from 12:00 AM to around 10:00 PM Tuesday, so 22 hours :)

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                • Edited by WorknAtTheCrwsh: 9/8/2014 12:27:46 AM
                  1. Convince Mom that you must stay home sick from school. 2. Sleep for ~2 hours. 3. Say, "I feel a little better, but only enough to PLAY DESTINY." (Don't say last part) 4. Cleanse body (i.e. "sick" shower, take a poop, and mouthwash) 5. Prepare gaming area around the TV. (set up food, water and comfy chair) 6. Dramatically open Destiny Ghost Edition (and smell the goodness of New Game Smell) 7. Stare into the abyss that is your TV. 8. Cry as you realize you have made it to Destiny launch day and admire its beauty (don't tell friends that you cried). 9. Smile. This will be my September 9th, 2014. Hope you enjoyed.

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                • Edited by EternalCrysis21: 9/8/2014 12:22:52 AM
                  1. of course take a shower you don't wanna smell like shit while defending the last city on earth 2. sit your ass down in the chair 3.grab all of the energy drinks and cigarettes possible 4.turn on your console 5.(here is were you put in your destiny disk but I know for a fact that you have already done that) 6.BECOME LEGEND!!!! I look forward to meeting all of the guardians of destiny, my PSN ID is EternalCrysis21 and I am on the ps3, whoever would like to add me to play destiny, join my clan, or both. please add me.

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                • 1. Celebrate summer classes ending last Friday. 2. Celebrate having three solid weeks until fall quarter begins. 3. Destiny.

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                • Don't tell your parents that its coming out so they can't blackmail you

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                  • not very original when you see this post every week

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                    • Look at wife, try to get some from wife, get shot down by wife ,play Destiny.

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                      • Edited by Du Bearrr: 9/7/2014 3:07:04 PM
                        1. On the almighty day of release, you must start with a s***, shower, and shave. 2. Remember to move all necessary appliances and amenities required to sustain life to a location within an arms reach of your perched butt cheeks. 3. Routine body-weight squats are recommended to maintain blow flow to the lower extremities, but are not considered mandatory. 4. Block out all natural light as to immerse yourself in the game and resign yourself to life outside. 5. Wear headphones to minimise distractions originating from the external environment. If not available, simply drown out the noise with speakers! 6. Redefine social interaction as you see fit. Communication within the game is the only social experience you need to know from now on. 7. Sleep is for the weak (power naps are the way forward).

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                        • 1. Always shower each day. Hate feeling all sticky and sweaty gaming. And I'm a fit guy! 2. No meds but I will want some sort of drinky to sip on. 3. Definitely napping a lot prior to when I game which will be the 10th. Sadly don't have time on the 9th :( 4. Water is a good reminder. We need it to live :) 5. Won't have a family to feed or take care of until the 20th this month which is when I get married! Hopefully I get to play Destiny after marriage some time. Cheers!!

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                        • be sure to open a window always nice to hear the outside while playing games

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