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Edited by renots6:
11/7/2016 8:58:24 PM
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You know you've been playing destiny to long when...
When you get a work email and you just email back bump.
Thinking oh ok they know I've got it, but in reality they are looking at it like what the hell is bump.
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#Destiny
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when you try to T-bag someone...... joke hehehehe
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1 ReplyWhen you start seeing shaders in real life... "Oh, that garbage truck has Cleopatra AK on..."
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I try to double jump
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When you see a nice paint job on a car and wonder what shader they are using.
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1 ReplyWhen you look at your girlfriend that has somehow become your wife and notice you have 3 kids. Da fuk?
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When you try to panic strike the mailman when he try's to deliver the mail because it a bill
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When you try to a wrecked a bubble in the middle of Walmart.
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12 Replies'Bump' it actually an American term I believe. I think it's southern America that use it. I heard it on a podcast, they were talking about slang words and the words people use in different states. I'm Scottish so we say 'sound'
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When you write to instead of too.
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1 ReplyTell the wife "I'm gonna unload on your nodes" Scream "this is amazing!" During sex Say "I can't believe what I'm seeing" when she takes her shirt off Say "(her name) the defiled!!!" When it's over
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Edited by NYDIBS: 11/7/2016 11:28:38 PMWhen you get recruited (military) and wave to the other side
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Edited by Hells Assailent: 11/8/2016 11:06:05 AMWhen you play none Destiny shooter games and hit the arrow key to dance while taking an objective for it to not work.
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When your girlfriend only talks to you in Variks voice and words anymore because that's the only way to "have you get something done".
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Your co worker after reading your reply. Bump...hes code wording it for powder. Lol.
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4 RepliesWhen I wake up in the morning and try to choose a class for the day... [spoiler]nice guy[/spoiler] [spoiler]a$$hole[/spoiler] [spoiler]hunter[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesWhen you remember that the world "vexing" is to annoy and you realize how fitting the enemys name is.
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The current meta. Alcohol needs a slight nerf, painkillers need a serious buff. Alcohol is dominating right now, everything else needs a buff to create more diversity. I'm so sick of slip shot drinkers!
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2 RepliesWhen you wake up and you say to yourself "why do I keep getting this shitty apartment spawn?"
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2 RepliesWhen your friend says a bad joke so you slap them with a warlock melee in their face.. [spoiler]true story ;)[/spoiler]
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When you have over 50.000 gjallahorn kills.
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When I get into an awkward situation and try to shadestep out and break my legs lol
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3 RepliesWhen a lava lamp makes you mentally scream "SOLAR ON RIGHT! SOLAR ON RIIIIITE!"
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3 RepliesWhen you hold out your palm because you're ready to leave.
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3 RepliesYou remember peter dinkalge saying "we've woken the hive!"
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3 RepliesWhen waitressing you try to press "B" to slide through the kitchen doors
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1 Replyevery time i see the word Onyx i read it as Oryx. it takes me a bit to realize.
