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Edited by cult:
7/17/2016 5:27:00 PM
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Every Player's Character Is Russian
When we create a new character, it always spawns us in Russia. Boom, illuminati confirmed!
Edit 1:If you havent noticed, YES this is a joke post! Why are people taking this post so seriously?
Edit 2: We're trending!
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Although they may have been other nationalities before Youre right becausr we are technically rebirn in russia so our guardian us russian cause they were "reborn " in russia
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2 RepliesMy character don't pay taxes.
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If in mother Russia ghost picks you.... Does that mean in America you pick your ghost????
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6 RepliesMy characters bleed red ,white and blue ,thru and thru of the USA
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1 ReplyI guess that's why so many guardians cheat, we are Russian
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1 ReplyEdited by Forever277: 7/16/2016 8:54:52 PMI guess it's totally impossibile for people of other nationalities to die in other countries? guess all those Americans and English and Canadians that died and were buried in Normandy in 1944 are now French.... illuminati debunked dummy confirmed lol
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1 ReplyCould have been a person from any country since they were traveling to a space port to escape
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Yeah wtf ! I want a strong African American not a -blam!-ing Russian. Racist -blam!-ing game Blavk lives matter!
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Harasho!
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1 ReplyMy guardian is Irish
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5 RepliesWhat if I was just on vacation?
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1 ReplyCyka blyat
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3 RepliesEdited by I Need That Head: 7/18/2016 7:49:10 AMSo I can have a black.....Russian? And awokens are......Russians? And I also have a.......Russian Exo? My Hunter looks Russian though, soooo, this is neat (: [quote]babushka![/quote]
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1 ReplyNo, every guardian is from the same beat up small old car. That's every guardian crammed into one single vehicle... that doesn't mean we're all Russian. It means we're all... [spoiler]Graduates of clown college, probably from all over the world.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesEdited by Zelrons: 7/17/2016 2:33:20 AMMy Guardian has no country. Kneels before no banners. Owes allegiance to no Putin.
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In America you play Destiny, but in Soviet Russia Destiny play you!!!
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4 RepliesThat would explain all the op weapons and why a group of six can take on the hole universe
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Well at least my gaurdian won't run out of wodka.
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That could explain why I always crave Vodka. . . . [i]~INDY[/i]
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2 RepliesActually we are whatever you call a citizen of Kazakhstan
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1 ReplyEdited by NervouspyZ: 7/18/2016 8:01:14 AMI hope I'm good at CSGO [spoiler][b][i][u]сука блять[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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Nyet!
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3 RepliesThat's why I named my titan Putin
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3 RepliesThat's not Russia anymore, though. Russia would be an ancient civilization at that point. That'd be like calling most Europeans "Roman" because of the ancient Roman Empire.
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