Just wondering what everyone's useless super power in Destiny would be.
Mine is, if you need a Guardian to get stuck on a corner of a wall or has trouble negotiating a small rock or lip on a path then I'm your guy.
Plus I'm really good at back peddling into walls or objects, I'm what they call an object magnet, the natural prey for OP snipers, shotgunners and shoulder charging Titans.
So over to you Guardians cheer my day up.
Just an update on my useless super power,
I have the ability to activate my Stormcaller and not kill anyone, I mean F Ucking no one!!!!!!
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1 ReplyShameless bump
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1 ReplyDid that piece of chiton in the wall look at you funny? Don't worry, I'll tether it soon... Smh
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Throwing fiery hammers and they don't kill someone and has the worst neutral game ever. [u][i][b]OH WAIT...[/b][/i][/u]
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1 ReplyI've learned how to weaken my hammers so i can throw them at people's faces and they don't die Jk Bungie did that for me
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You pretty much perfectly described mine :)
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1 ReplyI'm a pretty agile hunter. Someone down on left at warpriest?... boom! i'm there in the blink of an eye. Relic running? Jumping puzzles? I'm your guy! But if you want to wait 30 minutes for someone in the errection section... IM YOUR GUY! I don't know what it is but my hunter can not get across the shortcut from the exotic chest room! My team asking if i up'ed my agility and have a sword? Im running max agility with bolt caster in my hand... errr... lol? [spoiler]as luck would have it i dropped some Bones of EAO yesterday at 310![/spoiler]
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running into objects i thought werent there or thinking i still have a foot and walk off a cliff sideways or backwards
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Boner of Eao A large object suddenly appears in my guardians groin area when I kill a harscoper using 1000 yard stare and am sudden magnetized to them to do squats over their face.
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Throwing a knife while golden gun is active
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"Claymore155 uses self-detonate" "Onyx Guard feels the power of the C.O.G." [spoiler]Can you feel it Mr.Krabs?[/spoiler]
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Not completely useless, but more of an annoyance. I'm the guy who clutches the end-game PVE stuff, kills everything, revives everyone, then immidiately dies after the final revive. It happens every single time. Either that happens, or I finish off the boss alone. Usually the former, but I did get my vex at 28 from doing the latter.
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5 RepliesI'm the one guy that if I was in a room with my whole team in the crucible, the enemy team would kill me first. Happens every time.
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1 ReplyThe ability to get only sidearms when buying special engrams from the cryptarch
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1 ReplyIf you ever need a guy who can carry the team and solo bosses when things go south [spoiler]But always- ALWAYS gets lost in the dark parts and makes the team take another 20 minutes because my brightness is too low...[/spoiler] I'm your guy.
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Edited by Wresmun: 2/10/2016 4:39:12 PMI have the ability to throw my nova bomb and have it clip the ceiling above me and kill me because it's void burn on the nightfall.
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4 RepliesI can jump off the map. [spoiler] Top 1% in suicides[/spoiler]
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Dude mediocrity as a super power ftw.
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1 ReplyThe useless superpower I have obtained though lots of hard work and dedication is my Inate ability to lag like -blam!- and lose every time. Then get messages saying I'm reported. Getting shot through the entire map is one of my other amazing abilities.
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My superpower is deleting Destiny and being super edgy while doing so.
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FoH to outer space. I've had this happen three times. I'll get ready to use my super on some PvE mobs and bam! I'm flying off the map...
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I can shade step off the map
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I have the ability to float off the map while trying for a hail mary nova bomb
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I can be killed you stairs easily
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Trying to jump for a ledge that's deceiving to high 3-4 times before I just use the stairs
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I manage to hit every single eye level pole when I'm tracking someone with my sniper. I also manage to pop hammers and scare the enemy by throwing them at their feet.
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Did that piece of chiton in the wall look at you funny? Don't worry, I'll tether it soon... Smh