Original sentence removed because now I'm doing it for offtopic/flood
"Greeto shot first"
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#Offtopic
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2 Replies[url=http://ipeedalittle.com/click]dont click m8[/url]
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Papercut. [spoiler]ON YOUR BIG TOE.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyMe, Freddy Fazbear, Deadpool, and Pinkie Pie are gonna go over to your house and stab you with my katana collection!
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1 Reply"Im voting donald trump"
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3 Replies"Activision buys Bethesda soft works"
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5 RepliesEdited by Xeno Local: 11/10/2015 6:35:38 AMHitting [i]just [/i] my pinky toe on the corner of a square clay pot, and sliding the sharp side of my toenail across it, while my toe bends to the side, and rips the webbing. Some blood spurts out, followed by my tissue oozing from the cut, soaked in blood. I try to sow it back on but it gets infected. I get an amputation and the cut scabs over, making a huge chunk of scab. I then hit that scab on accident and it bleeds profusely. I bleed out and die alone. It all could have been stopped if I didn't touch myself that night. [spoiler]like if you get it[/spoiler] [spoiler]why did I type all of this lol[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesThe main villain in Fallout 4 is your son and in the final mission you have to kill him or nuke Boston.
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5 RepliesForce slowly building and building on your leg bending your knee in the opposite direction stronger and stronger until suddenly with a grinding, popping, ripping crunch it tears free from the ligaments and tissue, rendering the knee-cap into fractured splinters, every movement creating more groaning between the fragments; the solid spear of shattered bone splitting through the soft underbelly skin of the knee.
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2 RepliesImagine, a man faking drinking bleach. Then imagine it actually being bleach, and helplessly watching him vomit blood.
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2 RepliesStrength in numbers? Tell that to 6 million Jews
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7 RepliesYou're playing Trials, going 8-0 at 4-4, when suddenly, [i]CLANG[/i] [i]CLANG[/i] [i]CLANG[/i]
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2 RepliesEdited by Rudderbutter: 11/9/2015 3:41:42 AMIt only takes about 8 pounds of force to rip someone's ear off.
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Chisel up the middle of your tooth
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Imagine if you got pimples in your anus. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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4 RepliesActivision is bought by Feminist Athiest Minecraft Fedora-Tippers, then they buy Bethesda.
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1 ReplyFingertips on the surface of my mind!
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Legos on top of a 2000 flight stairway You are on the legos and trip down the stairs
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2 RepliesI just scratched a clay pot with my front teeth
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1 ReplySocial media is an outlet for introverts
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Edited by KingTightRymes: 11/9/2015 5:49:19 AMYou just stepped on a Lego then stubbed your toe
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1 ReplyI poked myself in the eye with a toothpick.
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i tried cat food, by putting it in a sammich
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3 RepliesWhen you break your dick it makes an unbelievable crunch
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1 ReplySpectre is the worst Bond movie ever.
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This destiny forum is filled with desticles
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5 RepliesUrethral splinter torture, yes?