What's your favorite hate message you've gotten post crucible match? Mine is "teabagging like a bitch bc you have no balls irl you little fag -blam!-" after I killed this guy all match and tea bagged him every time.
Edit: I also got one from a teammate criticizing me about going too fast into objective spots and not waiting for him
I told him to turn up his agility
Edit 2: maybe Deej will list one too, now that i would pay to read
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2 RepliesA guy claimed I was hacking because my shotgun reached "across the map" and my buddy had a two-shot thorn, and his buddy was a Xbox Live moderator that was going to ban us. Instead of calling him stupid, I happily explained to him that I was using Felwinters Lie, and said that Bungie buffed the thorn to 2 shot as long as you hit your mark. He replied saying that since Bungie is giving out 2-shot thorns and OP shotguns that that's cheating and he is now in the process of banning us.
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Haro Der?
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I had a twitch streamer call me a troll on his stream (without using my GT). He sent me a message saying his stream thought I was a poor sport and asked for my response. I responded with "My stream tells me I have a healthy prostate." That's when I was called a troll while watching his stream to see his reaction. He had a deer in the headlights look on his face while he called me a troll. That was awesome. Got matched up against him a few days later and I was with a full fireteam of clanmates. He pulled his team out and we never even got a chance to shoot at them.
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-blam!-.Golden Gun Scrub get gud
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"lol nice felwinter there jew" Also second is "Only little bltches do vog normal" while trying to get my friend (was level 28) at the time some new gear.
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6 RepliesEdited by Valkorion: 3/23/2015 10:54:39 AMOne guy sent me a message that was hilarious. We were playing a strike and this guy kept staying back letting me and the other team mate do all the work. The other team mate sent me a message saying" what should we do about this guy" So I sent him a fireteam request, and as soon as he joined I booted him. The he sent me this. "You loser fgt, my dad knows Bill Gates and he'll tell him to ban your account" I never laughed this hard before.
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3 RepliesPlaying a friendly game of rumble with clan members. Shoulder Charge, melee, and supers only. After going 22-6 some fat chick messaged me. "You and your -blam!-ing friends -blam!-ing suck -blam!-er." "I -blam!-ed you up with no guns... who sucks?"
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4 Replies"I bet u kiss girls fagot"
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"I fck your mom" Well son... Shes 67... So have fun.
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I'm reporting you for cheating.
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4 RepliesEdited by iMurklins: 3/23/2015 12:38:30 PMControl, shores of time, at sniper spot with thorn jumping between c and b, notice a guy trying to snipe me, we exchange kills, end of the match I get a message. Him: "nice going there camper..." Me: "it's not camping, it's tactical waiting!" Him: "yeah that's camping... Thorn fag" Me: "don't be so butt hurt, you got a couple of kills on me" Him: "at least your not a fag" First time and only time I got hate mail for using thorn, his last response confuses me even to this day.
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when my team of not so good at pvp friends went against another premade team of 6 in this weeks IB. they basically rap*d us they got 2 zoned captured and we figured we could not win the regular way because they were way more skilled than us. we basically camped our 1 zone and we won by default due to time ran out 8,000 something to 6'000 something. we got matched up on the next game and they all left and left a msg to all of us about how we cheated the system. lol
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6 RepliesEdited by Zetta: 3/23/2015 1:13:03 AM"Go -blam!- your retarded sister in the soft spot of her skull" was the worst one I recieved EDIT: I received that from a fellow trying to kill hive with a blade of crota in the rocket yard. I'm assuming it was for a bounty but I killed every hive in sight with rockets before he could get to them. So I laughed even though I deserved it
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3 RepliesHad a bad game once (one of many) I get a message from one Ajax972839blahblahrandomassnumbers "Wow, your 32 and you still suck" I sent back "Well, at least I didn't name myself after laundry soap. Good job dumb ass."
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Pony porn that got sent to me? Don't click on links now.
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Edited by Lord Headass: 3/24/2015 8:14:40 PMGot a message from a guy saying "wow you pay $20 for a crap DLC? Haha XD so laughable" Made my fireteam laugh. Now we keep saying "Haha XD so laughable" whenever we get the chance.
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[quote]What's your favorite hate message you've gotten post crucible match? Mine is "teabagging like a bitch bc you have no balls irl you little fag -blam!-" after I killed this guy all match and tea bagged him every time. Edit: I also got one from a teammate criticizing me about going too fast into objective spots and not waiting for him I told him to turn up his agility Edit 2: maybe Deej will list one too, now that i would pay to read[/quote]Reported for cheating! (After I have a good game of crucible)
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Playing COD Black Ops (first); Young Gangster: [b]"Imma gonna f___ your mother with my BBC!"[/b] Me: [b]"ewwww, that's gonna be nasty, seeing as she is dead and all*" [/b] Young G: [b]"You must be old if your mom is dead, you some kind of pervert playing video games with kids?"[/b] Me: [b]"You want to f___ dead people and you think I am the pervert?"[/b] ***Young G has timed out*** *Mom is still kicking
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4 RepliesThis one guy told me he hoped RNG would reward me with a gym membership because he said I was probably a fat lard living with my mother
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8 RepliesSent a message to a teabagger at the end of a game telling him to get good and stop playing crucible He replies: aw my feelings are so hurt :( Me: I didn't mean it baby please don't leave me I'll never do it again! Him: I would never leave you babe Me: prepare your anus Him: My body is ready. Stopped replying cause it got a little weird at that point lol.
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3 RepliesGot a 6 man team for iron banner. Went against another six man team and won by 15,000. Everyone in our team received a message about us being the gay parade???
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1 ReplyEdited by SOB BADD0GGIE: 3/23/2015 1:58:05 PMI was playing with a group of randoms against three randoms and 3 guys that were in a clan. One of the clan guys was tbagging, so naturally, I was returning the favor, which resulted in all three clan guys singling me out. We end up winning the match, I finish 2nd overall behind a one of the clan guys. He sends me a message calling me a -blam!-, and a scrub, and this, and that. I just calmly replied with "whatever dude, we won. A group of randoms just beat your garbage clan" He got REALLY mad at that and sent me a novel back (which is a hard thing to do on a console). What really made me giggle was that he was calling me all that and saying I was bad at the game, but I out-scored two of his buddies. If I'm a scrub, what does that make them? I told him about that revelation. I didn't get a reply back.
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1 ReplyMine was too explicit to repeat here, but had some nasty racial slurs thrown in and a threat to sexually molest my mother and wife against their wills. Man that 13 year old was pissed at me for not reviving him in skirmish.
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17 RepliesI got 4 people sending me hate messages after I went 33/10 with a NLB.
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I will kill you. [spoiler]Get me every Time ^^[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesThis one after winning the crucible a few weeks back lol