I'll be raped to death by pikachu on a lonely island.
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Cthulhu deaths for all
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Stared to death by Angelina Jolie in a submarine. Well, there are worse ways to go.
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1 ReplyI'm going to be eaten by Emma Watson in my bedroom...
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Edited by CuriousMoose24: 2/9/2015 3:36:19 PMDriven over by my mom in my doctors office... Seems surprisingly likely.
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Fisted to death by Link in Hogwarts. Why didn't he use the master sword?
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Eaten by Vladimir Putin on a submarine
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1 ReplyTurned into a statue and ràped to death by Leonardo Dicaprio
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Hanged by Emma Watson on a lonley island
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3 Repliestrampled to death by chtuthlu in my bedroom
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Stared to death by Vladimir Putin on a sub-marine... I'd be ok with that
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1 ReplyDriven over by a reindeer on the beach in Florida. Well...
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-blam!- to death by Morgan freeman in the streets of Berlin.....huh.
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1 ReplyEdited by xombie13: 2/7/2015 6:47:49 PM-blam!- to death by Emma Watson in my parents bed....I can't wait to die
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1 ReplyI will get my body smashed by Emma Watson on a lonely island... [spoiler]oh bby[/spoiler]
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Rāped to death by Emma Watson at Hogwarts. It all falls into place… [spoiler]what a good way to go out[/spoiler]
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Edited by Swervostan: 2/8/2015 7:35:34 PMKilled during sex with Angelina Jolie on the Eiffel Tower.
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While having sex with emma watson in my bedroom [spoiler]best death ever[/spoiler]
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Killed during sex with Sheldon Cooper in a submarine. Poo
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2 RepliesEdited by Tarkus: 2/8/2015 7:33:57 PMEaten by Vladimir Putin in walmart Which won't happen because ( ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง my fisticuffs game is to strong
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I feel bad for the person -blam!- to death by Godzilla in the streets of Berlin ._______.
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-blam!- to death by Morgan Freeman on a lonely island. As long as he's talking me through it with that smooth, powerful voice, I don't mind.
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Fisted to death by Kim Jung un in Walmart
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Edited by UberFonzie: 2/8/2015 10:08:18 PMS. G. [i]"I never thought I'd die like this, but I always really hoped."[/i]
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Forced to eat to death by Barack Obama in the Whitehouse. How in the hell?
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Edited by Shadow: 2/8/2015 7:13:17 PMStared to death by Kim Jong-Un in the streets of Berlin
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il be driven over by Sheldon cooper in hogwarts