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Edited by Copper1:
4/22/2014 7:33:11 PM
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A cabal sits on your favorite gun
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Either teleport inside him and shoot my way out the stomach Alien style or I'll go for a massive space magic attack till I disintegrate the cabal leaving my gun free for me to pick up
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NO WAIT!!! *click Phew he just activated the coffee maker attachment. Well thank you Mr. Cabal.
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Edited by Sunshine: 4/24/2014 8:13:37 PMSince my gun is now inside him I shall teleport and jump on his lopsided back. Ride him like a fat rhino he is. Hog tie his fat ass. Remove his helmet to reveal his crooked face. Make him sit on the gjallarhorn. Throw a sticky grenade at his flappy titty. Then take a screenshot and post it on the internets.
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Call fluffy to handle him
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Go for eyes! Me like fuel rod cannon!
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I dunno... Shoot him with my next most favorite gun?
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Take the gun under him twist it around to his hind quarters, and well, you know.
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Tell him to come to my place for a party and knife him at the door.
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Sneak up to him and shoot him multiple times in the head until I have no ammo and then dance on his corpse.
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I stealthily sneak behind and start shooting my heavy weapon.
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Hug him
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Despite the fact that I have at least one more firearm and a heavy weapon......I'd tackle said Cabal and use my knife to make him rue the day he chose my favorite weapon for a lazy-boy >:C
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Politely ask to get off
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*walks over* HI*slaps cabal then blasts off its head*BYE*weirdly dances into sunset and leaves gun*
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fry his fat ass
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1 ReplyLeave and get a fire team come back with a bunch of gaurdians surround him and laugh and point at him making fat jokes
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2 RepliesIt would actually be awesome if we could reason with the enemy! Get them on our side and combine forces and share arsenals. Like we have done with (a branch) of the Sangheli in Halo.
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3 RepliesEdited by herosAmongUs : 4/24/2014 6:33:04 AMClearly the cabal is troubled.. Give him a tissue and let him talk about his problems. Reassure him with a hand on the shoulder and refer him to the nearest psychiatric hospital. Nurse him back to health and he will be forever grateful and fight along side the you against the other mean cabal that bullied him. (shame on everyone for hurting the little guy... He just needs a friend)
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His ugly face will lool even uglier after that day.
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R a p e
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-blam!-
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1 ReplyReload, and my tediore explodes under him
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Warning the following post is a little bit graphic read at your own discretion Smile at him then make a hammock out of his chest cavity and a new holster for your favorite gun out of his butt cheeks
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4 RepliesI look at him with a smug grin on my face, hidden behind my helmet, as I reach for the knife in it's sheath on the back of my thy. With lightning speed I pull and throw it directly into it's throat. I walk over to it, yank the knife out, and start to violently stab him while laughing maniacally and screaming "I'm starving, I wanna eat your babies!" I then curse his entire family and walk off into the sunset to finish my mission.
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3 RepliesBlow it's brains out with my trusty handcannon.
