Bannerfall: Ban-Nerf-All

Man, Lord Saladin's cookies sure are delicious. [spoiler]-Chocolate chips reduced by 4 per cookie to keep Snickerdoodles as a viable option. Bake time also increased from 12 minutes to 15 minutes per batch. -Eris Morn's Oatmeal Raisin cookies never received the popularity we intended so we've increased the amount of raisins in her recipe. Yay raisins! -Players who don't have enough Legendary Marks to purchase cookies can instead use their hard-earned Silver. Rest assured, the cookie loot will be randomized, and yes, dismantling a stack of 5 will provide you will one Silver Dust. -Lord Shaxx's Macaroons have not been changed. I don't think anyone cares anyways. -We've finally buffed Sunsingers! Players nearby an ally's Radiance now benefit a reduced cookie consumption cooldown. Why is there a cooldown in the first place? Don't know. -The caramelization process should now correctly begin at 356 degrees. We've noticed players have been exploiting carmelization at early levels. Guardians, you know who you are, so take this as a warning. Further exploiting cookie creation will result in a Ban for players who have already been issued a warning. -To keep the cookie economy stable, we've implemented a weekly cap of 4 cookies per character. This is because we love you and don't have the time or budget to create jiggle physics for your Guardian's bellies. -Aprons and Oven Mitts now give an additional 5% resistance to Solar Burn damage to remind you safety is always in fashion. -Players who have been receiving reports of [Error Code: Cookiemonster] deserve it. Our servers can't handle your crap. I hope you react well to these changes and understand these are just temporary fixs until we begin our next journey in September. Thank you. [/spoiler]

I ran through my easiest trials card in months with a Universal Remote and Wormwood x3 on my team.

You know this community is incendiary cancer when they think no land beyond is op and skill-less. Just make every 12 year old squeaker and trash crucible player immune to damage and put them in a playlist with supers only. 😂

Well... obviously...we have a nerfist in the Tower. He's climbing in yo windows. He's snatching yo guns up -- trying to nerf'em.

As they say "It's Nerf, Or Nothing"

The easiest way to do this would be to do that glitch that makes your weapon disappear

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife.

Or they just use icebreaker invective NLB or UR to get around the nerf

*cringed*

I like trains :3

I like scout rifles[spoiler]-blam I've said too much...[/spoiler]

You don't have to go and invis, we looking for you, we gonna snipe you, we gonna snipe you. So you can blink and shotty that, shotty that, bladedancer, blade, blade, blade dancer.

Puberty is going to be a nightmare for you.

Badger don't care about your kids or your wife. They all get bit

To this day I label my home network HideUrKidsHideUrWiFi. Still cracks me up everytime. [spoiler]....I know, I know[/spoiler]