I need to recruit some people because Offtopic is going to war against political posts. We need medics, snipers, tankers, piolets, and infantry. Who's in?
Edit: I regret to inform you guys we lost the war. But your hearts are still beating and our beliefs are still strong. Go home to your loved ones and tell of your heroism.
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#Offtopic
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You can hire my mercenary company oh wait contract was cancelled
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No, I say we launch another war, I've been cloning people and experimenting on them with different M.O. bases, we could win
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We're gonna need Condoms for the Conservatives, and books for the liberals. Load your guns
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2 RepliesJust downvote them, it's already funny to see max crying about getting downvoted because he can't stop shoving political nonsense down people's throats.
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I will annihilate every last one of you. Wounded or not. Døøb has failed. Your war on political posts has failed. Accept it or.... [spoiler]leave.[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesEdited by Cosmos Guardian: 2/17/2017 1:10:08 AM[Statement] the meatbags will die.
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3 RepliesEdited by DannyDevitoIsGod: 2/16/2017 8:59:57 PMI've been recruiting many pilots and I have come across the red Barron of shitposts, we will dominate the air
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5 RepliesArtillery and firebombing, plus I've been studying tactics since before the Iliad was written.
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Sniper
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I'm in
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Oooooh that's why you needed.. nevermind.
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I make a good pizza.... Let me fly an F-14 and I'll make everyone some pizzas lol
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I'll bring the dankest of memes
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1 ReplyAHHH!! MEDIC!! Oh wait, that's me!
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The swords of sangheilios will aid you
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Deus vult
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2 RepliesI'll be the naked guy [spoiler]because no one wants to fight the naked guy[/spoiler]
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I will bring the finest shovels and pokemans
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8 Replies[quote]I need to recruit some people because Offtopic is going to war against political posts. We need medics, snipers, tankers, piolets, and infantry. Who's in? [/quote] ...how, exactly, do you plan on combating political posts?
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4 RepliesI'll be the sni- *gets sniped*
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3 RepliesEdited by Wookieg13: 2/16/2017 12:53:38 AM| (\ | ) ヽ ヽ`( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/ノ / \ | ⌒Y⌒ / / |ヽ | ノ/ \トー仝ーイ | ミ土彡/ | | LENNY ALEXANDER ARMSTRONG HERE Edit #1- The politicals have set up a base, it's weak
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1 ReplyI want a mech
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1 ReplyOn behalf of the Covenant, we would like to fight along side you
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4 RepliesEdited by Centurion 0mega: 2/16/2017 2:16:38 AMOn behalf of the House of Devils, we would like to fight beside you.
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3 RepliesDouble sleeper agent?
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Quickly men. We are going to meet them headon in the Argonne Forest.