Tlu' urn
Ba dum tss
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#Destiny
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What snack do guardians prefer during a raid? [spoiler]Cheez-its[/spoiler]
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10 RepliesEdited by xCYBORG SCOUTx: 2/7/2017 7:50:10 PMWhat's Cayde's favorite Holiday? Festival of the Lost? Dawning? [spoiler]No, it's Amanda [/spoiler] Edit: wow, I have never gotten so many notifications from just one reply
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1 ReplyThe Cabal are actually part of the Sith. [spoiler]One of their leaders is Darth Mau'ual.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Cabal puns.[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesEdited by Your Hate: 2/8/2017 7:13:40 PMI went I school for the Hj's and BJ's. I loved preying on father's precious daughters and turning them out. Was quite thye hobby in a chapter of thy life.
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3 RepliesWhat's the most common crime among the Fallen?[spoiler]vandalism[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesOnce saw Xur naked... [spoiler]strange groins[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWere do Fallen sell their used Seva tech? [spoiler]at dreg's list[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWhat happens when a fallen forgets his password? [spoiler]Aksis Denied[/spoiler]
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9 RepliesRoses are black Violets are black Everything is black I need a cleanse
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2 Replies-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting shoulder charge. -Interrupting shoulder ch- *Guardian Down*
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2 RepliesWhat does a Hobgoblin say to another Hobgoblin when they snipe a guardian? [spoiler]my name jeff[/spoiler]
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Why is atheon so pissed [spoiler]he is in a vexing situation[/spoiler]
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Funny.
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1 ReplyI could tell you a god roll imago loop joke... [spoiler]but you won't get it[/spoiler]
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I was going to tell some destiny jokes but they were all taken.
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5 RepliesBungie should add these to a comedy bot in the tower. Its just walking around telling random jokes.
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2 RepliesEdited by Wicked: 2/8/2017 6:57:10 PMWhat's red and bad for your teeth? [spoiler]A brick. Now shut the -blam!- up[/spoiler] [spoiler]Roses are red Your item is blue The engram was purple Sucks to be you[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Luke_The_Pug: 2/8/2017 2:55:49 AMWhy are Fallen so good at baseball? [spoiler]Because they can ketch[/spoiler] Edit: Hive seen the likes. Thank you.
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Roses are green Violets are greener When I think about you I touch my wiener
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Oh god.
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This thread. All day.
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Ah. Aha. Ahahahaha. Ahahahahahahahahahahahah. -The Comedian
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2 RepliesDo you know what caused you to die when you shot your foot in water ... [spoiler]splash damage [/spoiler]
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7 RepliesActually tlu'urn is pronounced tlu-short pause-urn not tluurn. Good try though, better than I could do.
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What can you hear before a Titan use his FoH while jumping? [spoiler]Standby for Titanfall![/spoiler]
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8 RepliesWhy did the centurion scream in pain as he sat down? [spoiler]he sat on his caballs[/spoiler]