Ive been experiencing a problem the last week. A highly uncommon, if not super rare...basically, as crazy as it sounds, its time travel.
[spoiler]tl;dr at bottom[/spoiler]
"BUT THAT ISNT POSSIBLE M8! YOURE LYING!"
And i cant prove u wrong, but...believe it or not, it happens to me. Sometimes even twice a day...
Now ofcourse im gonna explain my experience with it, but i cant explain why it happens. When it happens im fully conscious and nothing strange really, except the feeling i get, it feels like im levitating. And i cant control it...thats the major problem here.
By the time this post is written and published 1-4 hours can have passed...and it just feels normal to me, like time itself feels normal. No i dont take ages to type some few words, i write them quite fast actually. I can kinda prove that, just write a sentence for me to write back at you. Keep in mind tho, i might get another "attack" of this so if it takes me an hour or two to respond, that may be why.
I seriously need help with this, and please, instead of being a douche or something, be nice. You have no idea how annoying it is. If this problem keeps happening as often, i might be 50 when you are 41 or something, even if u are just as old as me now. Its practically some Interstellar shit going on...the movie is great btw, u should watch it. Especially if u like space, sci fi and or science.
Sorry if i sound like a crazy/stupid guy, but im not good at explaining such things. Im probably gonna regret posting this, but better to find out than sit there and wonder.
Tl;dr: im experiencing time travel, and cant control it. Need help...
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1 ReplyGreat Scott!
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My bad.
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1 Replyparody threads incoming
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Inb4ParodyThreads.
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OP has done a lot of drugs [spoiler][b]a lot[/b][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyKids this is why you don't do drugs before an interview
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Edited by Dank the Duck: 7/24/2016 12:58:55 PMI think you're experiencing some severe brain problems, most likely seizures
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Do you also experience odd smells? Like you can smell burning yet there is nothing. To me it sounds like you are having absence seizures or petit mals. The person having them doesn't always notice they had the seizure and it can feel like what you are experiencing. As for the floating sensations, they can be caused by dizzy spells which is also another sign of seizures. Basically it's not time travel, chances are you may be epileptic and [b]need[/b] to see a doctor as soon as possible, because if you have a grand mal you could end up in some serious trouble, depending where it happens.
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A NEW DOCTOR IS BORN! PREPARE THE TARDIS!
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4 Repliesprobably just an anomaly in the space time continuum, or those are different timelines... [spoiler]stopping and starting, jumping left and right[/spoiler] [spoiler]dont kill me im not part of the major fandom[/spoiler]
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The older you are the faster time feels I read it Also kudos for interstellar reference
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1 ReplyThere are over 40 different types of seizures. You are probably experiencing and Absence Seizure. Go see a doctor.
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4 RepliesI want what you're smoking.
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5 RepliesSounds like you should visit your nearest time Doctor, friend. Symptoms like those can be the result of time cancer.
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I'm not following, why do you think you've time traveled?
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1 ReplySir, do you happen to have any phantom cigars in your possession?
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1 ReplyI'm time traveling, too. Forward at a rate of 1 sec/sec
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1 ReplyCheers love
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Bring it up to your doctor. I [i]maybe[/i] can relate. I get close to passing out at least once a day, at random. [spoiler]btw, I don't drink/drugs, so it can't be anything on the lines of that[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyA man believes you are either experiencing a strange type of deja vu, or you are having an acid trip of some kind. A man suggests you see a doctor
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Your story inspired me. I have a confession to make. [spoiler]I'm the Easter Bunny.[/spoiler]
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[b][i]Or you just need to receive medical attention before you go on a shooting rampage. Try to prove me wrong. Pro Tip: [spoiler]You can't.[/spoiler] [/i][/b]
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Nah as a skeptic I'm gonna have to not believe this until you can prove it.
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1 ReplyThe amount of time some of you guys spend on making these things up is amazing.
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Twilight zone matterial.
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Time travel is legit, but we can only go forward and really slowly. Congratulations, you just traveled several seconds into the future.