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Edited by Fallhat:
4/7/2016 1:08:57 PM
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How to Get A Girlfriend 100%
Walk up to her. Say nothing. Smile. Look down at the table. Place a spoon down. Look back to her. Place another slightly smaller spoon on top of that spoon. Look back at her, notice the perplexed expression. Point to the smaller spoon and say "could be you..." Walk away. Leave the spoons. She will follow. 👌
COMMENT IF IT WORKED
Edit 1: Thanks for 100 replies! That means 100 people got gfs
Edit 2: SOOO MANY NOTIFICATIONS. WHYYY
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by deleting her channel #mogamumasterace
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Being a girl, if someone did this to me, it would indeed work.
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Toast/envelope
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2 RepliesEdited by j0lly: 3/27/2016 10:04:36 PMThis is the content I come here for.
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12 RepliesI hate women so I wear crocs
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5 Replies60% of the time it works, every time
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4 RepliesToast/Envelope Method An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you. The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it. Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment. If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target. Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code: If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms. Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested. I met my last 20 lady friends utilizing the Toast/Envelope Method.
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Hehe dirty
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2 RepliesInstructions unclear bought two girlfriends and am now in an intimate relationship with a spoon.
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2 RepliesInstructions unclear, penis replaced with spoon, send help
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2 RepliesEdited by TheMilkman: 3/28/2016 5:07:32 AMNah nah. You got to sell milk, man! Here is how you slide into those dms Milkman style. Step One. Get into standard Milkman uniform. Step two. Get in stylish milk van loaded with [b][i]Things[/i][/b] Step Three. Drive to m'lady household Step four. Knock, slant on pole or fence next to door. Step five. The most important! Repeat after me "Would you like to buy my service, or shall I say my milk? If this does not work or she goes straight torwards the phone run back to the van and drive to Mexico for the week.
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11 RepliesEdited by Jack Torrance: 3/28/2016 6:51:29 PMThe [b][u]DENNIS[/u][/b] System [b][u]D[/u][/b]emonstrate value [b][u]E[/u][/b]ngage physically [b][u]N[/u][/b]urturing dependence [b][u]N[/u][/b]eglect emotionally [b][u]I[/u][/b]nspire hope [b][u]S[/u][/b]eparate entirely No joke I somewhat used this to get my current girlfriend of 4 months
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At a tailgate party, walked up to the lass I wanted, grabbed her face and licked her nose. No explanation given, no apologies, said nothing. Walked away. She went home with me. Works on the same logic as the spoons. It may sound dumb, but boldness and alittle intrigue get results.
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Edited by whiteblade89: 3/31/2016 3:28:11 AMGo up to a girl at a party and tell her, "You know how I know you're getting laid tonight?" When she asks how, lean forward and whisper in her ear...... "Because I'm stronger than you."
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3 RepliesI legitimately sat next to a girl while both of us were drunk. "do you like me?" I asked. She said yes and we made out. Been together almost a year.
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This is as bad as buying Magnums for your first condom purchase
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9 RepliesEdited by RumblingJOSEPH: 3/28/2016 5:08:43 AMWrong. All wrong. First you walk up to the girl. Then say you like their shoes. Say nothing else and then walk away.
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Just act gay and all girls will love you
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34 RepliesOr an easier way: 1. Compliment her eyebrows. 2. Go down. That's it.
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Should be "how to get a restraining order"
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4 RepliesChloroform. Duct Tape. Thats all you need.
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53 RepliesTHIS IS PEQUOD, COMING IN HOT
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Edited by SHAMBOYZENATOR: 3/30/2016 4:16:35 AMNah, just slip her a roofie, and instead of -blam!- her, chain her up in your basement, then -blam!- her, repeatedly[spoiler]I guess r.a.p.e. is a no-no[/spoiler]
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Read like, 20 Shakespeare plays, then make a sexy, yet lovingly endearing poem to her using the knowledge Shakespeare has given you.
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I always put the big spoon on top but that's just me
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2 RepliesOr go to the local bank and take all the ATM receipts out of the trash. Find the one with the largest account balance, write number on it, leave it with girl. Instant GF
