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Edited by BlueChimay:
2/26/2016 10:49:18 PM
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Could you beat a Komodo Dragon in a fight?
No weapons. Healthy adult male. Both of you angry. In a 10m by 10m room. Till submission
http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/reptiles/komodo-dragon/
http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/life/Komodo_dragon
[spoiler]disclaimer: i do not advocate anyone actually fight a komodo dragon or any other wild animals.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesHow heavy are they? I'm pretty sure you could just quickly grab it by the tale and smack it off the floor/wall till it dies of blunt force animal cruelty
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I wonder how chewy I would be
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2 RepliesRKO outta nowhere !!!!!!
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8 RepliesGood luck with that
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5 RepliesDo I get my DSR-50?
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1 ReplyEven if I did the Komodo would win in the end cause I would die of a massive bacterial infection.
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I would detach my penis and get away while it wiggles on the ground obviously.
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1 ReplyI could beat a tiger underwater
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Maybe if you could get on top of it. Idk how it would respond to bluff charges. If it backs up you could charge it for real and as it backs up jump on it. Or if it charges you wait for it to get close, dodge, get on top
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1 ReplyKomodo dragons are like dogs, they only bite when you touch their private parts.
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2 RepliesEasily. I'd just step on it, eat it, or burn it.
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Even if you do win you'll die from its poisonous bite
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Just turn on the AC and play the waiting game Sucks being cold blooded
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2 Replies*stabs lizard violently* [b][i][u]OVERKILL![/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]HEADSHOT![/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]MUFFIN FORKLIFT WINS![/u][/i][/b]
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I would beat him in a race as soon as I saw em.
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How the -blam!- would a Komodo Dragon submit? Can i get him in an arm-bar? Will he tap out?
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No. Nobody could. If you're dense enough to think you have any kind of chance though, you'll probably end up winning the Darwin award sooner rather than later.
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1 Replyinb4drakusdarksoul
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Give me a couple months to stop being a fat bastard and I'll give it a shot
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Definitely not.
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[quote]A dragon can eat a whopping 80 percent of its body weight in a single feeding.[/quote]Wow. Weighing 300 lbs, they could eat just about any of us whole..
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Big venemous crocodiles? Prolly not.
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I was thinking.. "shotguns work." But then I clicked the thread and read.. "no weapons".[spoiler]Crapbaskets. I'm dead. [/spoiler]
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Haha no.
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I want one as a pet.
