Don't have a place to hang out? Bad day? Need a place to talk to other no lifers like me and other people? Then grab a seat and dig in!
We provide both alcoholic drinks and non alcoholic drinks for free, you cheapskates! Food is cooked to perfection, and we also take requests.
Drinks
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Orange Juice
Water
Lemonade
Sweet and Unsweetened Tea
Hot chocolate
Coffee
Root Beer
Soda(specify which one you want)
Alcohol:
Whiskey
Beer
Vodka
Wine
Rum
No special for now
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Food
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Hamburgers
Hot Dogs
My mom's spaghetti
Sandwiches
Pizza
Salad
Fruit Salads
BACON
Grits and Eggs
LASAGNA
Desserts!
Cookies
Ice Cream
Cookie cakes
Jello
Brownies
Milk
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The rooms are nice and warm, and comes with unlimited Netflix and internet. Can't get enough of that.
There's a lounge on the 2nd and half the 3rd, bathrooms in the other half of 3rd and 4th, and rooms in the 5th, 6th, and 7th floor.
Servers[spoiler]X420DankKush420X
Agent NovaScotia
Nero Cabadath
DINO DELUSIONAL [/spoiler]
*opens giant doors for visitors*
Edit 2: After my week long ban(I mean come on, that was from July of last year!!) I changed the Valentines Day Single Shelter to The Unofficial Offtopic Ban. Now, people with their special someone are allowed. Other than that, the body pillow was mysteriously stolen...anyone who finds it gets a turbo mansion!
English
#Offtopic
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┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •.•) - where is everyone? ┳┻|⊂ノ ┻┳|
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Look For the Lower Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed Tomorrow: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLL *Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True: ... ... ... ... ... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O.. .OOOOOOOO *This Is Really Hard, Now Find The 'N': MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM *Now Find The Mistake: ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWQYZ *Something You Really Want, After the countdown!!!!! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish! ;*;*;*;*;*;* Now Paste This On 9 pages And Your Wish Will Come True! Hurry, You Have 20 minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite
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3 RepliesGet me 11 heart attacks worth of bacon
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9 Replies*squeezes large Sangheili frame into small booth and begins looking over menu items*
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2 RepliesI'll take a salt shake.
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5 RepliesMay I request lasagna to be added to the menu, sir ^-^
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1 ReplyBusiness is slow. Probably needs more holiday themes?
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3 Replies>Expecting you to sell bleach >Was disappointed
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We are now reopened for business
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1 ReplyI'm in
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1 Replygimme all the alcohol and I'll drink till I die [spoiler]#ForeverAlone ;-;[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesGive me every single drop of whiskey, I want to get shitfaced
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1 ReplyI'm here, please give me a roommate of the oppo sex.
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7 RepliesI'll be back with some pussy for all of you guys, give me about 24 hours
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1 ReplyEdited by Nero Cabadath: 2/16/2016 1:06:18 AMThe owner of this establishment has been forced to take a leave of absence due to someone digging up old skeletons (he is temporarily banned). I will be assisting in the management of this establishment until the owner returns (he left me in charge of this topic until he gets back).
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1 ReplyI have an ugly bitchy chick and i am wanting to ask out her best friend any advice
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Thanks.
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1 ReplyI am as of ten minutes ago :l
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2 RepliesI'm single and I don't wanna mingle. I will have a fruit salad please.
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5 RepliesThis place reeks of masterbation and drugs[spoiler]were do I sign in?[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesTrying to get a girl but I'm a pussy.
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5 RepliesCan I run the adult "entertainment" center? Pls?
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4 RepliesEdited by MR COOKI332: 2/14/2016 9:43:57 PMI'll take one pepsi, one pizza, and one vanilla ice cream. One whole tub of it please. Also I'll cry myself to sleep. :(
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4 RepliesEvery year on Valentine's Day I go out to the movies! With my sister... This year she brought her boyfriend so I could feel extra alone! :D We saw Deadpool, damn good movie!
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3 Replies#foreveralone :,(
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4 RepliesI have somebody, can we stay and help out?