Look, if you had mom's spaghetti, Would you capture it or just let it slip? Yo His palms spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti There's vomit on his sweater spaghetti, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs, But he keeps on spaghetti what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes spaghetti He opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now spaghetti run out, time's up, over, bloah! Snap back to spaghetti, Oh there goes spaghetti Oh, there goes spaghetti, bloah He's so mad, but he won't give up spaghetti, no. He won't have it, he knows he keeps on forgetting that mom's spaghetti's dope He knows that but he's broke He's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to his mom's spaghetti, that's when it's Back to the lab again, yo This whole spaghetti He better go capture spaghetti and hope it don't pass him You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo (You better) The soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping mom's spaghetti's mine for the taking Make me spaghetti, as we move toward a new world order A normal sweater is boring, but mom's spaghetti's close to post mortem It only grows harder, spaghetti grows hotter He vomits all over. spaghetti's all on him Coast to coast shows, he blows his own daughter He only grows harder, only grows hotter He goes home and barely knows his own mom's spaghetti there's vomit on his mom's spaghetti His hoes don't want him no more, he's cold spaghetti They moved on to the next schmoe who flows man he knows his palms are sweaty ope hes calm and ready ope and unfolds I suppose it's old spaghetti chewed up and spit out he's chokin now You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo (You better) No more games, I'ma change what you call spaghetti Tear this mother-blam!-ing roof off like two mom's spaghettis I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed spaghetti chewed up and spit out and there's vomit on his sweater But I kept chewin and stepped right into the next cypher Hold your nose cause here goes the damn diaper All the vomit inside amplified by the fact That I keep on forgetting to make spaghetti And I can't provide the right type of spaghetti for my family Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy spaghetti And it's no movie, there's no mom's spaghetti, this is my life And these palms are so sweaty, and i'm so hard My seed's escaping through this hole that is gaping caught up between being a father and a prima donna Baby vomit's on his sweater already Mom's spaghetti he's nervous bloah another day of monotony Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a mom I've got to formulate spaghetti or I end up in jail or shot spaghetti is my only mother-blam!-ing option, vomit's not Mom, I love you, but this vomit's got to go ope ope, led de dome de dome led de dome de dome So here I go it's my shot. this may be the only mom's spaghetti that I got You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo (You better) Mom's Spaghetti You can do anything man

story sucks req is fcking bullshit. reach was the best also with the currency credits. forge was awesome the maps were great.

I don't hate the new Halos, but I don't enjoy them as much as the original trilogy either. What drew me to Halo was the story--the Human-Covenant war and the diabolical Flood threat--as well as the characters--Master Chief, a stoic super soldier who speaks infrequently, usually to deliver badass one-liners; Cortana, a sentient A.I. that gives advice and explains what's going on, creating a beautiful symbiosis between man and machine; and of course Sgt. Johnson, 'nuff said. Halos 4 & 5 (& undoubtedly 6) don't have those elements. The Human-Covenant war is over and the Flood have been defeated...for now (c'mon, if a super advanced species of aliens waged a 300 year long war with the Flood and only ended it with a galactic mass extinction, you don't really believe us humans defeated the Flood just by blowing up a space installation while the current Gravemind happened to be there). I know, you still get to fight the Covenant, but without the threat of the complete genocide of our species and the utter destruction of all our colony worlds fighting them just doesn't feel as fun. Killing them doesn't feel as important. And as for making the Didact the antagonist...just no. Firstly, how is he even still alive, and in such good health? Where are the other Forerunners? And why does he despise humanity so much? Is he a military commander or a petulant, love sick, space monkey-bulldog hybrid (those jowls though...) unable to let go of a grudge? The Librarian died, and it was both your faults. Deal with it. Humanity brought the Flood to your attention, you were unable to deal with them effectively due to your idea of disarming the galaxy. Deal with it. Making the Forerunners the enemy doesn't make too much sense. Then there's the change in characters. Johnson is dead, his awesomeness forever gone from the Halo universe. Master Chief talks too much, usually to say something unnecessary; just making an observation, or talking for the sake of hearing his own voice. He feels like a different character. Not necessarily a bad thing, but it goes against everything we've learned about his personality. He used to be a man of few words, now you can't even walk towards a terminal or button without him saying something. Cortana is now the villain. Seriously? Her motives don't seem very convincing. Mantle of Responsibility this and that...blah blah blah...I would much rather have had the story teased to us in the trailers, with Chief having to choose whether to stay loyal to the UNSC and forget about Cortana and everything they've been through together, or stay loyal to Cortana and honouring all her sacrifices by trying to bring her back, regardless of consequences. And on the topic of characters, where the hell did Blue team come from? Where the hell were they during the Human-Covenant war? Sure as shit weren't helping their squad leader, that's for sure. "Hey guys, the war's over. We can come out of our cave and meet up with the Chief again." Basically, the things that made Halo [i]Halo[/i] aren't present in the new trilogy. It's just another futuristic military shooter brandishing the Halo name, riding on the success of the Halo franchise.

The covenant were a great enemy. The prophets were hateful villains. The Flood....we're awful. It was the Chief (you) vs an armada of alien superiority. 4 and 5 have some weird robots with story you HAVE to go through 3 types of media to understand. 1 through 3, you could read the books if younwanted, but didn't have to. Joseph Staten. That is the difference.

Promeatheans suck, story is bad and it doesn't have the same feel as the old halos. Like the gunplay is weird.

I dont like the direction the story is going in. I feel like theyre straying farther from the roots of the series than they should. Especially with weapon ads now

Because everyone else does! What better reason is there?

Aside from Microsoft milking the living shit out of Halo, I can't name any other game that flat out shames the name of its main protagonist. [spoiler]Cool thing: In Halo CE, Chief's legend began by him leaving the cryo pod, his legend was supposed to end at Halo 3, with him re-entering a cryo pod.[/spoiler]

I've never disliked a halo game and I think each game has something new and different that makes it fun.

No game will ever have a true skill system like the one that was in Halo 2 and 3. PvP does not belong in Destiny.