Lost track of days....
Status: awake and ready to pass laws
The law is permenent and will stay for ever, What law would it be?
SSG ACM wins so far for best Laws, elect what law should be represented
D R O N E 981 wins so far for second best law
Vote for who has best law
THE BEST LAW GOES TO PONE THE PONE AND SSG ACM
Pone the pone's law: Everytime you masturbate, you must upload the last 30 seconds of it to Facebook, and all other social media sites, including #destiny
SSG ACM's laws: • Everyone will only be taxed 13% of their income. (7 votes)
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• All r[i]a[/i]pists and murderers will be given the death penalty with more than adequate evidence to condemn the acused. (3 votes)
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• Porn is illegal, and it is punishable by a 75% tax on that person's income for a full year. (0 votes)
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• All mentally retarded people cannot be allowed to own firearms. (1 vote)
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• Abortion is illegal unless it is intended to save the life of the woman. (2 votes)
3rd best law: BuzzKill 9009:
you can murder 1 person a year with no consequences.
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#Offtopic
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Edited by Cultmeister: 7/31/2015 12:03:14 AMIt is now a legal requirement for every person to have a sign fitted to their head broadcasting basic information about themselves (name, age, sexual orientation, relationship status, ethnicity etc.) to combat general awkwardness, such as not knowing whether to hit on someone or not because you can't figure out if they're old enough, or forgetting someone's name who you've known for a while and therefore can't ask them or anyone else for fear of looking like a douche.
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Edited by SkatersAndGamers: 7/30/2015 11:51:13 PMNo more phukbois
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Miniskirts obligatory on high school
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4 RepliesBreaking the law should be illegal
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My favorite topic^
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6 RepliesMy law is that I get a blowjob from a different female each day. And I get to pick who it is.
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Illegal abortions.
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1 ReplyOp is fgt. No matter what Op is never not fgt
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2 RepliesMake a brony island, on a test nuke island
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mandatory vaccinations. legit medical exemptions are allowed obviously.
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8 RepliesAnyone who abuses another human being or animal will be put to death. No excuses. Once they are proven guilty, they will be executed with no delay. They will go to the newly built gallows at the closest prison and they will be hung.
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It's illegal to go to school and everyone gets a free potato at the start of their day.
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7 RepliesEveryone must call me General F*cklord, and those that fail to do so must prepapre for me one order of BBQ shrimp within a fortnight. This I command.
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Every work day between the minutes of 3:05 and 3:10 p.m. Is a mandatory dance stretch. [spoiler]anyone get the reference?[/spoiler]
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Instead of dropping bombs we now drop rabid badgers on our enemies.
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Edited by ceabaek: 7/30/2015 5:05:43 AMI would make a law that would allow me to make more laws.
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Anyone who disrespects animals shall be banished from the Fire Nation
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2 Replies[spoiler]-Post was akin to another post (just commented on). [b]This law will be absolute and undeniable because I am Koldraxon[/b]: All rich people must provide shelter and care if they have the funds. Anyone clarified as 'rich' will also, without excuse, obey this law. All who oppose this law will be sent, armed with whatever deemed necessary, to deal with the present issues of the world, verbally or with force. All who support this law will also notice that anyone else who had a good law idea (such as one human saying about full games only or DLC is free, free everything (but you need to build up 'reputation' by doing seemingly meaningless tasks, such as filling their drinks or something simple like that), and so on)[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesMarijuana Smoking is mandatory
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3 RepliesDon't have all the tall people sit in the front row at theaters.
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9 RepliesBlack people have to pronounce the "d" in children.
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6 RepliesMy law is that I get to create and review every law...
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2 RepliesMy law: all drugs are legalized in the whole United States of America. Effects: empty prisons, why? People are arrested for drug consuming, why do they consume? Because it's illegal, and since everyone wants to break the law they do it even more, but if you legalize the shit it's price will go down as -blam!- and will became unused
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5 RepliesEdited by Skylandiac: 7/30/2015 3:00:23 AMMythic wolf is becoming my fav floodian
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2 RepliesThe Hughes Amendment is overturned, meaning that fully-automatic firearms are completely legal and widely available to the American public.
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1 ReplyEveryone must like bacon or they will die