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Edited by I joey I:
5/27/2015 2:25:39 PM
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So last night during Poe 34 boss fight, my fiancé
Walks down the steps into the corner of my eye. I glance but am thoroughly concentrating on the game, my squad had a nice strat going and all 3 of us were doing our designated roles. I had adds and bubble duty so if you have played that role you know there is no , o wait guys my girl needs a second.
Anyway, she's on the steps and yelling something at me, again I'm pretending I don't notice as I have my headset on, then I see it, the look. That look of you better f ing acknowledge me or this is about to blow the f up. So I rip the headset off, I'm like what?!?!? She's like I hope you enjoyed it? WHAT THE F ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Then she stares, my game is all lost in the concentration on her now. I yell can I please talk about this in like 15 min! I can't let these guys down, throw my head set on and the look she's giving me is searing through my body with the heat of a thousand suns.
Now as we are defeating bubble boss I can't stop wondering what she meant? Hope I enjoyed it? W t f. Does she think I cheated? I man this is gonna be such s big f ing fight, ugh.
We proceed to beat bubble dude, say our thanks then leave.
I walk upstairs. I apologize for yelling, I explained I couldn't let them down. She looks at me and says F THEM!
Ok, lol. Kinda knew that was coming, I say but ok what are you mad about, something about me enjoying it? Im a tad nervous cause , well she hates porn and I'm thinking she went through my phone or something.
She says, YOU ATE THE STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM.
I said uhh, yes yes I did lol? Sorry? Then got bitched at for 15 min about ice cream and the importance of her over random people on destiny.
Lesson learned, stay away from the ice cream.
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Happy marriage ahead if ice cream warrants this!
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3 RepliesTits or gtfo
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Your fiancé has an issue with you looking at porn? Are you the first man she has ever been with?
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Really? Ice cream. Give it $5 and tell it to go to da store.
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1 ReplyDoes she look at her ass and play with her tits at the same time?
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Ok... I've been reviewing over this for about the last 15 minutes trying to figure out what to say... To be honest the way you described her saying it I was sure you probably cheated but then the ice cream... And then you got yelled at... I'm not only at a loss for words... On the subject... But I feel the need to say I share mutual confusion on the subject
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5 RepliesMy dear fellow guardian joey. Here is the following things that might help you. 1st use a samsung. It can hide certain apps vids and pics. 2nd when watching porn, use the incognito tab. It will never show up on ur history. 3rd to avoid certain comments distract her with a compliment. Exemp1: you look diffrent did you do something with your hair??? (Yes/no) Reply idk maybe you just keep looking beter. Exemp2: lemme give you the D. i like the way you look coverd in jizz. 4th. Put some pants on. Show her who is the man. If all above fails. Have a beer with some friends
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[quote]I'm a tad nervous cause , well she hates porn and I'm thinking she went through my phone or something.[/quote]
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most women are self centered attention wwhores most every thing they buy or do is just for the attention for proof look at Hollywood, porn, highschool, etc...
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Edited by Cayde-7: 5/27/2015 9:38:50 PMI get that. I got into a huge fight cause I needed to rush down stairs and be on at a certain time for 20 mins or so. ( I needed to be on just before iron banner for the glitch as I was rank 5 last time) . After lots of arguing I did not get on in time. Super pissed off, I was. Tried to explain that 10 mins earlier you did not let me on just cost me 14 hours of grinding. ( to get that rank 5 back snd by my stuff)! Was told it's just a game get over it and now I don't get to play as much anymore. Also have not been allowed enough time since to play Iron banner. ( I'm not going to play it unless I get to do it properly to rank 5) Wives will never understand.
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2 RepliesShould've thrown your bubble up at her
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6 RepliesHow do you people stay with bitches like this? Must either be desperate or actually believe all women are this stupid and petty.
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You are the man right? You are the boss! LoL
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How f[u]u[/u]cking dare you eat the ice cream! How low could you possibly be!?!? Lol
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Haha been there My girl is cool most of the time but sometimes if im on for to long she starts bitching [spoiler]as if im supposed to put real life first[/spoiler] [spoiler]jk[/spoiler] [spoiler]kinda[/spoiler]
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Clear that history on your phone
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5 RepliesLol this is what I have to be prepared for in a few months when I get married.
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Bitches be crazy. Sounds like either the painters are in town or she pregnant.
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They just don't understand that you spent 1-2 hours to get to that point, and you can't save. Haha.
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Bahahahhaha
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Haha girls are crazy
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3 kids and my wife runs her own business from home...keeps her too occupied to bother me while I play in my man cave
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2 RepliesThis is exactly why I keep my strawberry ice cream locked away in my own private freezer.
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Wow. I'm so sorry for you.
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1 ReplyWhat was your Fiancé doing out of the kitchen is what I wanna know....
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I'm divorced. Even in this state they will try to interrupt. I have to turn my land line ringer off and my cell phone off. My son has xb at her house too, luckily she hasn't learned how to send messages. She has asked me "how do I?" I just told her to figure out out, not my job anymore. Don't apologize. Stand up for yourself. They are testing you.
