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Edited by I joey I:
5/27/2015 2:25:39 PM
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So last night during Poe 34 boss fight, my fiancé
Walks down the steps into the corner of my eye. I glance but am thoroughly concentrating on the game, my squad had a nice strat going and all 3 of us were doing our designated roles. I had adds and bubble duty so if you have played that role you know there is no , o wait guys my girl needs a second.
Anyway, she's on the steps and yelling something at me, again I'm pretending I don't notice as I have my headset on, then I see it, the look. That look of you better f ing acknowledge me or this is about to blow the f up. So I rip the headset off, I'm like what?!?!? She's like I hope you enjoyed it? WHAT THE F ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Then she stares, my game is all lost in the concentration on her now. I yell can I please talk about this in like 15 min! I can't let these guys down, throw my head set on and the look she's giving me is searing through my body with the heat of a thousand suns.
Now as we are defeating bubble boss I can't stop wondering what she meant? Hope I enjoyed it? W t f. Does she think I cheated? I man this is gonna be such s big f ing fight, ugh.
We proceed to beat bubble dude, say our thanks then leave.
I walk upstairs. I apologize for yelling, I explained I couldn't let them down. She looks at me and says F THEM!
Ok, lol. Kinda knew that was coming, I say but ok what are you mad about, something about me enjoying it? Im a tad nervous cause , well she hates porn and I'm thinking she went through my phone or something.
She says, YOU ATE THE STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM.
I said uhh, yes yes I did lol? Sorry? Then got bitched at for 15 min about ice cream and the importance of her over random people on destiny.
Lesson learned, stay away from the ice cream.
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#Destiny
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My gf wants my attention all the time so when im playing i have to be texting too so between rounds or clear area i text back >>
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I hope this was just a story :/
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Sounds like your model of Woman is broken. I suggest you toss it out and get a new one.[spoiler]Only valid complaint would've been putting randoms before her but surely we have all been there. But over ice cream? At least those randoms are living, even if they seem brain dead.[/spoiler]
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simps ruining video games now because of their simpness
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[quote] Lesson learned, stay away from the ice cream.[/quote] Lol [i]that's[/i] the lesson you learned here? Good luck with your relationship bro. Sounds like you're going to need it
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Are you sure it wasn't your mother?
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7 RepliesA) my wife plays destiny so she'd have understood. B) she knows better than to treat me like shit, or a divorce would be happening. Sounds like your wife is the issue, not destiny. Tell her to respect you or you're gone, dont put up with shit from anyone you are a [u]person[/u] not a punching bag. You probably earned the money for the ice cream, you deserve to do with your time what you wish. [spoiler]if you're having wife problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a bitchy wife ain't one[/spoiler]
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Dude run. Leave her and get the -blam!- out. That is just the beginning of the crazy that is to come. Run while you still can and she can't take all your Shit.
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1 ReplyThat's why I always leave some of whatever it is for my wife. she's pregnant and I don't want to unleash that beast. Luckily I have plenty of time to play while she's working or sleeping by the way. It makes life a lot easier.
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Edited by C Moth: 5/28/2015 7:15:33 AMWrong! Please tell new you will start tracking your fiancee' s menstrual cycle a little more thoroughly from now on. If your woman flakes out about ice cream and isn't PMSing then you sir are in for a rough ride.
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Oh man, that made me laugh, one of those moments where you think its much worse than it actually is!
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4 RepliesMy GF gets a tad aggravated when I play. Says video games are stupid. Doesn't understand how they are entertaining.... adds nothing to society.... boring... boring.... but she has no problem watching hours of Kardashians... :-/
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2 RepliesTry explaining you can't pause.....dear lord the aftermath
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Ahahahahahaa
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12 RepliesEdited by SublimeEmperor: 5/27/2015 8:43:33 PMYou should have said: 'I've got some cream for you... But it ain't cold and it's certainly not strawberry flavoured!' I ate my wife's sweet cherry pie. She moaned a lot, so I guess she was happy.
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The lesson here, lads, is don't ever get married. Unless you have the iron will of a god, you [i]will[/i] get cuckolded.
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1 ReplyFiancée*
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Edited by Achro: 5/28/2015 12:35:18 AMJust over some ice cream? Dam, some bitches be crazy.
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Lmao I get into it the same way but not while playing shoot am at it at night and early morning before work and before the kids are awake and after work and after kids are asleep
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Would've waved that bitch off like a fly
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Bout mine a ps4 and told her to try destiny for me, but you don't have to play if you don't like....I basically let her try virtual crack and now she plays more than me. Win.
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I've been together with my wife for 18 years now, married for 8.5 of those years. I just say to her, "Do you really want my undivided attention? After a very short period of thought she usually decides I'm right about this and leaves me to play relatively undisturbed.
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2 RepliesIce cream...... on a Tuesday
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Damn ice cream got you cought up! Nerf ice cream!
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Happy marriage ahead if ice cream warrants this!
