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Edited by I joey I:
5/27/2015 2:25:39 PM
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So last night during Poe 34 boss fight, my fiancé
Walks down the steps into the corner of my eye. I glance but am thoroughly concentrating on the game, my squad had a nice strat going and all 3 of us were doing our designated roles. I had adds and bubble duty so if you have played that role you know there is no , o wait guys my girl needs a second.
Anyway, she's on the steps and yelling something at me, again I'm pretending I don't notice as I have my headset on, then I see it, the look. That look of you better f ing acknowledge me or this is about to blow the f up. So I rip the headset off, I'm like what?!?!? She's like I hope you enjoyed it? WHAT THE F ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Then she stares, my game is all lost in the concentration on her now. I yell can I please talk about this in like 15 min! I can't let these guys down, throw my head set on and the look she's giving me is searing through my body with the heat of a thousand suns.
Now as we are defeating bubble boss I can't stop wondering what she meant? Hope I enjoyed it? W t f. Does she think I cheated? I man this is gonna be such s big f ing fight, ugh.
We proceed to beat bubble dude, say our thanks then leave.
I walk upstairs. I apologize for yelling, I explained I couldn't let them down. She looks at me and says F THEM!
Ok, lol. Kinda knew that was coming, I say but ok what are you mad about, something about me enjoying it? Im a tad nervous cause , well she hates porn and I'm thinking she went through my phone or something.
She says, YOU ATE THE STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM.
I said uhh, yes yes I did lol? Sorry? Then got bitched at for 15 min about ice cream and the importance of her over random people on destiny.
Lesson learned, stay away from the ice cream.
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#Destiny
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2 RepliesRookie mistake dude! Come on you gotta share the ice cream especially at fiancé status. Hope you went out and got her more ice cream. Women take that shit seriously yo
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I don't see the problem here. Acknowledging shes on her rag, say srry and go bak to Destiny
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1 ReplyI think I see why random destiny people are more important to you than she. ;)
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Gotta command respect, if I had a girl and she come at me like that Id be done with her, probably why I'm single now hahah
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12 RepliesEdited by Bucket of Tears: 5/28/2015 4:20:19 PMOP unlocked the Fiance grimoire card [quote]Fiance Grimoire Card: Deep in the home of Guardians, the fabric of reality bends to the will of the Fiance. Men speak in tones of awe of the Fiance - a creature that seems to possess a dreaded, almost unimaginable strength: an ontological weapon. Like the Wife and the Girlfriend, a Fiance reputedly possess the ability to define what is and is not real. Whatever they perceive becomes subject to erasure at their will. Until a countermeasure can be found, men must avoid their gaze at all costs - or reply to any detection with immediate, overwhelming force. The Fiances' ability must be tied to the nature of the the household hierarchy. We can take some solace in the clear fact that women cannot manifest this power in the world outside. [/quote] If spotted gaming by a Fiance, Guardians are marked with a debuff known as "Woman's Gaze". If the threat is not dealt with immediately the Fiance will automatically turn off the console after ten seconds.
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Lol gr8 story
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Buy her more ice cream. Leave a note on it, with a little apology and an I love you. Hope she doesn't find it at the same time you're playing or access to the "lighthouse" may be revoked.
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Eating the ice cream was a concern I guess, but putting your partner after something else, let alone a video game, is the most crucial mistake you almost payed the price for. (If I was her, I'd be mad you'd ate my ice cream to).
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Did she buy the ice cream?
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2 RepliesI can so relate to this. Best post of the day HANDS DOWN, lol. Wives/fiance/gf's just dont understand the seriousness of gaming.
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My wife eats my snacks all the time. Maybe revenge for playing Destiny?
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3 Repliestime to dump that bitch
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1 ReplyShe's prob fat
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3 RepliesLmao she could be pregnant.. I've been there hahah
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5 Replies[spoiler]Run[/spoiler]
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Lesson learned never read a post from Joey again.
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Lesson is don't be a fatty
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2 RepliesBruh...how long have you been with her? You should know to leave the last serving or Ice Cream for the lady. 1 less out of thousands of reasons she can (and in all likelihood will) bitch at you about.
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4 RepliesShit bro, thanks for the warning! I'm getting married in October. Glad I was able to read this beforehand!
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1 ReplyTell her that as long as you are not allowed to play or told that you need to spend time with her, that she is not allowed to look at social media or look at her phone. She'll crack first.
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Oh man, my wife is so over me putting online friends before her. I feel your pain bro. And it's normally something stupid that she wants to interrupt for too.
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OMG - that is the funniest thing I've read today! Thanks for making me smile! Definitely showcases the differences in priorities between Mars and Venus!
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[quote]Walks down the steps into the corner of my eye. I glance but am thoroughly concentrating on the game, my squad had a nice strat going and all 3 of us were doing our designated roles. I had adds and bubble duty so if you have played that role you know there is no , o wait guys my girl needs a second. Anyway, she's on the steps and yelling something at me, again I'm pretending I don't notice as I have my headset on, then I see it, the look. That look of you better f ing acknowledge me or this is about to blow the f up. So I rip the headset off, I'm like what?!?!? She's like I hope you enjoyed it? WHAT THE F ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Then she stares, my game is all lost in the concentration on her now. I yell can I please talk about this in like 15 min! I can't let these guys down, throw my head set on and the look she's giving me is searing through my body with the heat of a thousand suns. Now as we are defeating bubble boss I can't stop wondering what she meant? Hope I enjoyed it? W t f. Does she think I cheated? I man this is gonna be such s big f ing fight, ugh. We proceed to beat bubble dude, say our thanks then leave. I walk upstairs. I apologize for yelling, I explained I couldn't let them down. She looks at me and says F THEM! Ok, lol. Kinda knew that was coming, I say but ok what are you mad about, something about me enjoying it? Im a tad nervous cause , well she hates porn and I'm thinking she went through my phone or something. She says, YOU ATE THE STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM. I said uhh, yes yes I did lol? Sorry? Then got bitched at for 15 min about ice cream and the importance of her over ranhgdiysgbvFu yg rd cg tc hgom people on destiny. Lesson learned, stay away from the ice cream.[/quote] ,zzcfegdgcvjgcradiusgxxbvxcftc
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The heat of a thousand suns had me cracking up
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Good story , happens to me,
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Is this how you eat ice cream?
