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Edited by I joey I:
5/27/2015 2:25:39 PM
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So last night during Poe 34 boss fight, my fiancé
Walks down the steps into the corner of my eye. I glance but am thoroughly concentrating on the game, my squad had a nice strat going and all 3 of us were doing our designated roles. I had adds and bubble duty so if you have played that role you know there is no , o wait guys my girl needs a second.
Anyway, she's on the steps and yelling something at me, again I'm pretending I don't notice as I have my headset on, then I see it, the look. That look of you better f ing acknowledge me or this is about to blow the f up. So I rip the headset off, I'm like what?!?!? She's like I hope you enjoyed it? WHAT THE F ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Then she stares, my game is all lost in the concentration on her now. I yell can I please talk about this in like 15 min! I can't let these guys down, throw my head set on and the look she's giving me is searing through my body with the heat of a thousand suns.
Now as we are defeating bubble boss I can't stop wondering what she meant? Hope I enjoyed it? W t f. Does she think I cheated? I man this is gonna be such s big f ing fight, ugh.
We proceed to beat bubble dude, say our thanks then leave.
I walk upstairs. I apologize for yelling, I explained I couldn't let them down. She looks at me and says F THEM!
Ok, lol. Kinda knew that was coming, I say but ok what are you mad about, something about me enjoying it? Im a tad nervous cause , well she hates porn and I'm thinking she went through my phone or something.
She says, YOU ATE THE STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM.
I said uhh, yes yes I did lol? Sorry? Then got bitched at for 15 min about ice cream and the importance of her over random people on destiny.
Lesson learned, stay away from the ice cream.
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#Destiny
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56 RepliesI do not understand why people get merried it seems like it just ruins all of the things you get enjoyment out of doing and drains your money and belongings.
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5 RepliesNever tell your woman to wait over a video game. Bros before hoes only applies when they're actually hoes.
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You've made the ultimate sacrifice, ice cream... or coitus
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That leaves 98 problems
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1 ReplyShe sounds -blam!-ing crazy dude. I wouldn't touch that bitch with a 10 ft penis
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Sounds about right for me and my wife. She would eject/ turn off the game on me though :(
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Show her you're in control [i][b]I will fuhk you. I will.[/b][/i]
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1 ReplyIs your wife fat?
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Aint no problems like destiny ho problems
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At first I was thinking you were about to say she came down naked and you told her hold on lol
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-blam!-ing lol
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-blam!- her right in the ass dude, that's some bull Get rekt
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...red flag
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It was a test. [spoiler]D- for taking off your headset[/spoiler]
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Icecream worth it
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Worth the ice cream
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But ice cream is to tastey!
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You girlfriend doesn't like you watching porn? She has some problems lol. Now ice cream is perfectly understandable.
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9 RepliesI play after my wife goes to bed and she wakes up annoyed that I was playing while she was sleeping.
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effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗
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Hahahahahahaha
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This is all too familiar to me.
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At least you still beat him lol
