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Pinoccio says his nose will grow. If he isn't lying his nose won't grow. But that would mean he just lied about that statement so his nose would grow but that would mean he is telling the truth about that first statement so his nose wouldn't grow and so on.
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2 RepliesA man was going to be executed. The judge told him it would be a surprise visit between Monday and Friday. The man thought fast and said, "it will definitely be on a Monday through Friday, right? " yes," the judge replied. "Then it won't be on a Friday, because if it hasn't happened by then I know it will be that day. And then it won't be a surprise." The judge shifted in his seat, nervous. "You are right, the execution could not be on a Friday." The man continued. "It also can't be Thursday. If it hasn't happened by then, I know it can't be a Friday, so it will be on Thursday. And then it won't be a surprise." The judge gulped, even more nervous. "That is also true," he said. The man continued with this logic, until he deducted that the execution couldn't be on a Monday. The judge, very upset with the man, sent him to his cell. The man was happy, for he was convinced they couldn't execute him now. [spoiler] The executioner came that Tuesday, surprising the man anyway.[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesThe Bootstrap Paradox. [spoiler]Who composed Beethoven's 5th?[/spoiler]
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Epicurean Paradox
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5 RepliesZeno's Paradoxes. a rabbit allows a turtle to get a headstart of 100 meters in a race, and then runs 100 meters to where the turtle was. During this time the turtle will have run 10 meters. Once the rabbit runs 10 meters, the turtle will have traveled 1 meter, and so on, so that the rabbit can never beat the turtle.
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1 ReplyThe sentence below is right The sentence above is false
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8 RepliesWhat would happen if I shot myself with a red death would I die or heal
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1 ReplyThe sentence below is true. [spoiler]The sentence above is false.[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesEdited by The Merchant: 4/19/2015 2:43:16 AMHere's one Alright, think about probability, everything has a certain percentage of chance that it will happen However... Let's think about this for a second, if something has a 90% chance of happening, and a 10% chance of not happening, wouldn't you think "oh, it'll almost definitely happen" Here's the catch, I think everything has a 50/50 chance of going to one percentage of chance to another, sure, it has a 90% chance of happening, [b]but[/b], there's an equal chance it'll go to the 10% and not happen So even chance has a chance, guess we're just all really lucky And when it goes to that 10%? We weren't
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1 ReplyWhat if pinochiole said my nose will grow in 3 seconds...
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Cyndaquil is op
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10 RepliesMy version of x color (red for example) could be your version of y color (for example yellow). Or they could be exactly the same.
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If you go back in time to sleep with your mom and end up having yourself but, your mom takes your time machine and goes and sleeps with her father. But you having been with your mom find your time machine and sleep with your moms grandpa does that make you, your great great grandfather?
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5 RepliesThis is a nice pair-of-docks
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1 ReplyI don't always contradict myself, but when I do, I dont.
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1 ReplyI always lie
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Most people have fewer friends than their friends have. [spoiler]think about it.[/spoiler]
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"This statement is false."
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Hmm, saw "what is 3/0", but what is 0/0? Because a rule states that 0 divided by any number is 0, but also any number divided by 0 is undefined. Which is it? Or something else maybe?
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5 RepliesEdited by Grim6I9: 4/7/2015 11:37:06 PMIf pinnochio walks up to you and only says "my nose will now grow." What would happen?
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2 Replies9+10=21 9=3x3 10=5x2 3x5=15 3x2=6 15+6=21 5+2=7 21/7=3 Illuminati confirmed
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1 ReplyGhosts!!!! They are suppose to already be dead... Then how are they haunting people?
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How can mirrors be real if our eyes arent real.
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1 ReplyI'm really f*cking drunk But I'm also high ???