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2/22/2015 11:44:40 AM
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Tips for OffTopic "Newbie"?
I'm new to the whole OffTopic Scene...
Any tips?
P.s. I do play destiny :/
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#Offtopic
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2 RepliesFind someone, worship them and then create lots of threads about how awesome they are until you get either banned or reported. Get violated by the Ninja's at least once. Friend Recon 54 Make at least one parody thread. Open everything Engra posts as it is all safe for work! Try to confirm either Half Life 3 or illuminati at least once.
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11 RepliesEdited by DrollLeprechaun: 2/22/2015 12:10:18 PM[url=http://www.meatspin.com] click this, best tip I got[/url] [spoiler] don't click it.*curiosity builds*[/spoiler]
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Ayy lmao. Just browse. Dont be a pussy. Say funny shit to everything.
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Penis jousting
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Start off by not making these threads.
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6 RepliesOkay, so I couldn't find the original thread, but here it is. [quote]1. Don't ask what it is if you don't get it, just google it. 2. Blame Stosh 3. IT'S RENDER'S FAULT 4. Try xbox.com 5. Ask Clockman 6. K8 will help you 7. Tell Shiska that he's a pegboy 8. John Cena 9. Toast/envelope to talk to girls. 10. Find a dog on your porch 11. Declare/wage forum wars 12. Get the entire community to vote in a homemade Ghost into a Red Bull event. 13. Have a ninja meet your mother at a bar and get her to "let the puppies out of the pen" 14. Ban yourself for honorable reasons 15. Create an enormous thread about slender man 16. Do a weekly/monthly examination of popular internet myths and then leave the thread to die after it becomes very successful and a lot of people enjoy reading it. 17. Use the letter K as a frequent response to a post. 18. Don't ask how to bypass the swear filter, just use an alt character. 19. Erotic literature is k, but the second you post a mildly suggestive picture you're banned. 20. Cheerios is your favorite cereal. NO EXCEPTIONS! 21. Don't argue with Camnator, he'll poop on the chess board. 22. Don't let Verbatim kill himself. 23. The Flood will never have a Queen, because there are no girls on the Internet. 24. If you get banned, just meet Achronos and Recon in a motel. 25. You don't ask to become a ninja, you just slut shame the current ones and kiss Achronos' ass.[/quote]
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2 RepliesGet out
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1 Reply( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Do not speak of Destiny
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I .... must... resist... ahhhh Op is a fgt
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get gud
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1 Replydon't call anybody Guardian. When reading a story look at the ending for Bel Air.
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Stay low key for maybe 1/2~1 year. Make observations on how to be and how not to be a fgt.
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Drink doritos....always. [spoiler]casual[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWelcome! A few basic things: Before a recent site update, this section was called The Flood, we still call ourselves that. NewFoman and OldFoman are names we use to refer to new and old members, Foman is a very diligent mod who's smacked most of us with the ban hammer at least once. We praise shrek and use Lenny faces to convey our joy. Religion and politics are no longer banned from discussion on this forum, but you'll make a lot more friends if you don't enter those bait threads. Cheers!
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Try not to suck.
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Lurk about a bit to try and learn how the people work around here. Also try and look up some of the history.
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You fūcking op desticle gtfo of here
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1) Op is always a fgt 2) Recognise b8 3) NEVER GO TO #Destiny UNLESS TROLLING
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Open all images from Engrapadora [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesDon't be a fgt
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Leave. Do it now before it consumes you too!
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5 Replies1st rule of Offtopic, don't say anything positive about destiny 2nd rule: don't mention you are new 3rd rule: booty is better than boobs 4th rule: girls don't exist
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1 ReplyYou must have at least [url=http://www.webinapage.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Basement-nerd-.jpg]this much swag[/url] to make threads.
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Praise the sun
