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11/30/2013 4:16:55 PM
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So this guy is gonna get drunk for me.
He thinks if he does it I will like him. Apparently he's never drank before so he's most likely going to just vomit everywhere before we bang, okay?
He asked me out too. I said yes out of sympathy because this guy is really sad.
Well wish me luck. I hope he doesn't get freaked out when he sees my penis.
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1 ReplyI actually think this is more funny than is it shitpost. Good job.
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2 RepliesIs this why I left..
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Edited by ~wolfBTM~: 11/30/2013 7:32:05 PMWow... One of the more interesting parody threads...
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HUEH.
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3 RepliesThis was mean.
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Da fuq
