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6/13/2013 9:36:56 PM
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Someone is trying to steal my car.
A guy keeps walking past my home and looking at my car. He seems like he wants to take it. How should I prevent him from stealing it and killing me?
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#Offtopic
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3 RepliesStand on the roof of your house and throw C4 onto the car when he's not looking then when he hears the sound he'll turn around but then you jump down behind him and scream in his ear and he'll turn around and then you duck and punch him in the gut then you grab him and throw him in the car then you drive off a mountain and jump out at the last second and blow up the C4 while the car is falling and then you put on sunglasses and say "I guess you could say I was carless about the situation" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
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Share it with the flood.
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Is it a black guy?
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>someone is trying to stealing car >bungie must know Do what Uncle Biden said, go on to your balcony and shoot a shotgun shell up in the air or shoot it through the door
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1 ReplyGo outside naked and point at him and say, the time to fulfill the prophecy has come, you are the chosen one.
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Take a picture of the guy next time you see him, get a gps tracker installed in your car, turn on your car alarm. Theres plenty of things that you can do.
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3 RepliesPost about it on bungie.net, obviously.
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Drive your car.
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Go out for a drive, or take something out of the car like nothing is happening. If they continue to ogle your car, then go for the police or whatever is official, but less than police.
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put a midget assassin in the airbag so when he tries to steal the car the midget will pop out and strangle him.
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4 RepliesJust gimme ten more minutes yo, ill leave soon
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And what a fine car it is OP.
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Ask him and see what's going on, and if he's still there a little later, grab a blunt object and go greet him again.
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1 ReplyI would just open the front door and ask him if he needs help with something.
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> Get into car > Drive off
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3 RepliesWhat is your car? Why would he want to kill you?
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Shoot him.
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1 ReplyHave sex with him.
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1 ReplySet it on fire. No way he'll steal it then
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Boot it.
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Edited by Player3Th0mas: 6/13/2013 10:12:47 PMCall the cops. They could check up on him. EDIT: What A Fly Lady said.
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Just keep watching him, get something blunt to chase him off with if necessary. I'd use a baseball bat.
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5 RepliesI'd call the cops. They'll approach the person and run a check. If he's clear, they'll ask him to move on. They'll also do a couple of courtesy drive-bys for you over the next day or so to monitor your house/apartment. Leave outside lights on, make sure there is nothing in your car that someone would want, and make sure your car is locked.
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3 RepliesPosting a thread here is obviously the best solution... *eyeroll* Call the god damn cops, you fool.
