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Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest le
Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! Flex Tape is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! Flex Tape is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. To show the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! Not only does Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong water tight seal, so the inside is completly dry! Yee-doggy! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!
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1 ReplyBUT WAIT THERE’S MORE!!!
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1 ReplyIt works on people too! Just cover up them holes and nothing is coming out! [spoiler]May not actually work on people?[/spoiler]
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I’m so alone
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9 Replies[b][u]THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE[/u][/b]
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3 RepliesHello I’m Mike Lindell, inventor of the world’s most comfortable pillow: My Pillow. We all have the same problems sleeping at night: our pillows go flat. We end up folding our pillows over for support, using our arms, flip flopping all night long like a guppy; we wake up in the morning: we have sore necks, we have headaches, our arms are asleep, we feel like we need a nap in the afternoon even though we’ve slept 8 hours. Well with MY Patented Fill, wherever you move this Pillow, it will hold the exact position for you as an individual, and you will get the best night’s sleep of your life! It also stays cool: you don’t have to flip it to the cool side; it stays healthy for a full ten years and its warrantied not to go flat. AND you can throw it right in the washer and dryer just like your favorite blue jeans, and I personally guarantee its gonna to be the most comfortable pillow you will ever own...
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7 RepliesIt's me! Josephi Krakowski, with the Flex Tape!
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2 Replies[b]I S A W E D T H I S B O A T I N H A L F[/b]
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2 Replies[b][i][u]I S A W E D T H I S B O A T I N H A L F[/u][/i][/b]
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1 Reply[b][i]YEEEEEEEEEEE-DOGGY!!!!!![/i][/b]
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1 ReplyPhil Swift > Billy Mays
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1 ReplyI have foreskin
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1 ReplyExpert opinion
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3 Replies[b][i][u]I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF![/u][/i][/b]
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10 Replies[spoiler][b][i][u]I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF![/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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3 Replies[b][i][u]T H A T S A L O T T A D A M A G E [/u][/i][/b]
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You should take that tape, open a beauty salon and use it in place of hot wax! Then take all the hair you collect and make beards for the kiddies here! Yay!
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My proudest fap
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Are you experiencing a crumbling marriage? Then try flex counseling.
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Time to spam the D2 forums with this.
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1 ReplyMuffler leaks?
