To be a sweaty:
- Always be done with any and all kids
- After every death or mistake quickly announce how you would like to rest in peace (abbreviations are acceptable)
- At the same time, show your compassion by announcing how you would like your opponents to rest peacefully after you kill them
- Regularly announce to your team mates how you'd like to go but don't specify a location
- Announce the enemy as being one shot even if they have 3/4 shields
- Absolutely and loudly be absolute
- Always be very vocal about how generous you are when it comes to sauce
- At least once a game become baffled that an opponent didn't die
- You don't ever want to be a goose
Now get out there and soak those palms guardians!
If you have more tips on how to be a sweat, post them below so we can all work to improve.
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Shut up virgin.