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Edited by Odezur:
1/13/2016 5:00:40 PM
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Being a Sweaty is Easy
To be a sweaty:
- Always be done with any and all kids
- After every death or mistake quickly announce how you would like to rest in peace (abbreviations are acceptable)
- At the same time, show your compassion by announcing how you would like your opponents to rest peacefully after you kill them
- Regularly announce to your team mates how you'd like to go but don't specify a location
- Announce the enemy as being one shot even if they have 3/4 shields
- Absolutely and loudly be absolute
- Always be very vocal about how generous you are when it comes to sauce
- At least once a game become baffled that an opponent didn't die
- You don't ever want to be a goose
Now get out there and soak those palms guardians!
If you have more tips on how to be a sweat, post them below so we can all work to improve.
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I get sweaty when I watch COPS.
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1 ReplyBe my crimson double senpaaaiiiiii
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34 RepliesEdited by BainidheDub: 1/14/2016 3:32:29 PMHis palms are sweaty, brain's weak, controller's heavy, there's sauce on his sweater already, canned spaghetti. He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready for Nova Bombs. But he keeps on forgetting now to scope out, his sound's up oh so loud, he triggers his gun, but the shots don't come out. He's raging. How? Fireteam's joking now, his cloak's run out, Last Word, over, BLAOW!
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Edited by Omulei: 1/22/2016 1:15:20 AMI noticed these items really help me get sweaty EVRRDAY: - Sweat bands of course - Fresh diapers on the ready (wipes are ok) - 15 minutes of dedicated RAGE screaming - 30 minutes to come up with the perfect excuse for the damned noobies who accidently kill me. (LAG, Shot through a wall, ISIS, etc..) - Get that Twitch stream up and running (gotta pay for MOAR diapers) - Have a perfect credit score - Wrestle an alligator - Vote for Obama - Spoil Star Wars Episode 8 in the forums (Darth Vader dies at the end)
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Two steps. -Equip 1000 Yard Stare -Equip Last Word. Boom. Done.
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Lol this thread sounds like a couple of friends of mine. And I am also guilty of some of these
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It's hilarious
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5 RepliesI never understood what "absolute" means.
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5 RepliesLol you been watching too many streams it sounds like. The " sweaty" community is the worse part of trying to make this game comp.
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Make an excuse after every death and then your teammates tell you "sall good sall good" Then at the end you say ggeeeeeeeeeees no reeeeeee
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Shut up virgin.
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How to be a sweaty: 5k run.
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Un-nerf everything!
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I have never heard a more perfect description of Shes my Nerd
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I become a goose a lot. Guess I'm not sweaty.
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9 RepliesSupposedly the game has skill based matchmaking, and yet I'm consistently getting put on teams of people who are way worse than me. It's the most frustrating thing ever.
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2 Replies2 steps to become a mLg sweaty. >equip thorn >yell out "he's absolute" after every shot fired.
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This is a good start. I feel if one were to follow this list, the Dorrito dust on their hands would combine well with the sweat to form a sort of paste that they could ingest to allow them to anticipate fully what their enemy is about to do.
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9 RepliesEdited by isetfires: 1/13/2016 11:59:14 PM- Have 2-3 terry cloth towels to soak up excess perspiration (bunch around mid section and across lap for maximum absorption). - Scotch tape eyelids in open position. Don't worry, sweat will moisturize eyeballs. - Proclaim at volume that you were 1v3 when "taken out". In barely audible comment "where the f**k were you guys". - Throttle personal connection via Netflix streaming and phone app Youtube music videos during gameplay for REDBAR GOD MODE status. - Have 64oz, out of production CODE RED COD MW Mountain Dew soda Jug full of said Dew. - Have 64oz, out of production CODE RED COD MW Mountain Dew soda Jug full of piss next to feet. - Have $200 headset so you can hear who slept with your mother in best quality possible.
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1 ReplyEdited by ItsAwesomeGuy: 1/18/2016 4:57:35 PMDam dude
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Followed these steps... now im sweating more than a pedofile at a wiggles concert
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"Being a sweaty is easy"
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Looking for 2 sweaty tryhards to kick some butt in salvage Message me for invite ggatekeeper
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2 RepliesWhy play a game that is, with no uncertainty, non-competitive in a competitive fashion? Crucible isn't competitive. Its fun and in alot of cases, random. I mean yeah, play to win, but if at any point you feel any legitimate mental stress over a Crucible match, you're in too deep.
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7 RepliesYou forgot to say be a Warlock and be on Xbox.
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4 RepliesI just hate the word sweaty. Nobody should get sweaty playing video games
