I'm going to go make a sandwich. When I get back. I expect this to be the Top Comment. Don't let me down.

Squidguy is number one.

Sometimes when I'm at work I hide in unsuspecting places to touch myself. #dontjudge

[quote]The maintenance has been completed. Thank you for your patience. You can go try to [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eBhv4bP8fk]Solo Oryx[/url] now.[/quote] Xur door is not open has he moved

I don't understand why Titans are getting so much disrespect because of the new subclass. So much complaining and whining. I thinks it's about time that Titans get an amazing subclass. Sure we had defender, but that wasn't even a lethal supper. Striker wasn't the greatest in PVP except for maybe 1 person (fist of panic) and it's not very reliable in PVE. All of the other classes have 3 subclasses with a lethal super. Now I'm not saying that sunbreaker aren't OP, I'm just saying that we deserve it after only having 1 lethal super for so long.

Am I the only one who is having problems with Xur not opening his doors to me at the reef?

Bs I got kicked as soon as I had picked up my loot from hrd golg and I got a 316pear if warlock boots and I cone bk on now and they are not there bs!?

LOL xur locked himself at the reef. Great work guys lol

Dear Europe, We apologize that we are an American based company that does it's work during American based working hours. We would also like to apologize for not getting up in the middle of the night and doing our work just so you can play our video game at a time that is convenient to you. We know that, as Americans, saving you folks from that crazy German guy wasn't enough so we here at Bungie will search for a way to make your lives easier and more convenient. Until we reach a reasonable solution to your qualms however, we will be nerfing every European character's weapons and armor for being such a bunch of whiny little cheese-and-sausage eaters. We are hoping to find a resolution real soon, but until then, don't hold your collective breath. Sincerely, Bungie[spoiler]P.S. USA all the way!!![/spoiler]

[b][i]Hello Guardians![/i][/b] Here is my suggestions on the next destiny update, I hope that you agree with my changes as well! ;) [b]PvE[/b] [b]Patrols[/b] -add more locations to explore, guardians are looking for stuff to keep them occupied when it's a lazy day on patrol, add some more fun to it! -add custom events, you could maybe sign up for events, and better yet, make it custom, let guardians choose what kind of public event they want to play, I have wanted this for a long time, only can hope. ;) -after about farming heats for about half an hour, give the guardians a break and make the loot more...interesting. Give some blue, strange coins, and after enough farming, a rewarding legendary! [b]Planets[/b] -just to be quick, I want to explore more planets out of our solar system, I think it would en a nice touch, just a. Thought though. ;) [b]Raids[/b] -make old raid such as VoG, and Crota drop Y2 items. Add a hard version to Y2 that will include Y2 240 drops, just some random guns that are legendary Y2, maybe even some rare exotics! -People are now done with Kings Fall, now we need a new raid. Now. [b]PoE[/b] -add a Y2 version, normal would be 200 L, and hard would be 240 L, as well as some legendary items at the end in the treasure room, just to make it more interesting for Y2. [b]PvE, DONE[/b] [b]PvP[/b] -add more game modes, such as infected, (using melee), oddball from halo, King, and capture the flag, (more like actually holding the flag). But I wanna get back into crucible. And I want new game modes. ;) [b]thanks![/b] [i][b][u]thats it for now, hope you liked it, how about a few likes on this if you agree, and comment what you thought! Thanks![/u][/b][/i] ~The Speaker EDIT 1:Thank you for all the support so far, really means a lot! And Xur is actually good today, who knew! ;)

This is how it went: *Bungie, Sony, Microsoft sitting all in a table, discussing Destiny (Pre-2013)* Bungie: We've done it! It took many years, but bygone, we've made the best MMO/RPG/FPS-whatever the hell, on the market! We signed a contract we Activision. We now have the funds, we are finally ready to launch! Xbox: Then will you make us another Halo? c: Bungie: No. We want to do something new. Xbox: B-B-But...Bungiepai...343i can't give as much you do... Bungie: I said no!! *Bungie backhands Xbox across the face, Xbox cowers in corner* *Sony snickering* Bungie: As I was saying, Destiny will be the most content filled game on the mar- *Activision kicks down door* Activision: Who wants to make some $$ bitches?!?! *activision pulls out DLC Scissors* Bungie: NO! NOT LIKE COD! WE CAN MAKE A GREAT GAME! WE DONT NEED TO MILK THE WALLETS! PLEA- *Activision slaps Bungie to floor and starts cutting up Destiny into DLCs and micro-transactions* Activision: *laughing maniacally* Too late. You already sold your souls. *Bungie crying on floor, Xbox reaches over but is kicked away by Sony* *Sony gets on Bungie* Sony: *into Bungie's ear* Now listen here, you're going to be my bitch from now on.....yes... you're going to be my prize bitch. All the exclusives for us... *Sony licks Bungie's ear while Bungie cries* *Xbox is huddled in corner, terrified, while Activision cuts up Destiny* Hope this copypasta made you laugh. The more likely story is bellow- [spoiler] *Two months from Destiny's release* Bungie Employees: Wow, we created an amazing game. It has an incredible story and content that rivals the Halo series. Bungie Management: Yes we did. However.... *glancing at the smooth talking Activision representative* we are not maximizing the potential profits. Let's cut it up into 3 pieces and sell them later as DLCs. We can $120 off a $60 dollar game and use this already created content in Destiny 2 (Comet). Bungie Employees: But.. That sounds wrong. We cannot betray our fanbase like that. Bungie Management: You're -blam!-ing fired. *commences cutting up Destiny* Sony: *seizing the opportunity, throws a wad of cash at Bungie* Sony: Can we have exclusives? Bungie Management: Hmmm.. I don't know, this feels a little light. Sony: *shovels more money* Bungie Management: Ah, that's better. *gives mediocre exclusives* Sony: Yayy, now we're the ones with Bungie exclusives! Xbox: *sighs* -One year later- Bungie Management: I can't believe these people are still giving us money. *makes joke about throwing money at the screen* Activision Representative: We have made quite a profit off the DLC idea. There may be a way to make more... *Bungie introduces microtransactions to Destiny* Bungie Management: http://imgur.com/kDVqbSa [/spoiler]

Hey how bout you just take subclasses and weapons outta destiny....I pre ordered this game and loved it but the cry bangs and boobs that sick are the complainers....of you sick at PvP stay outta that's why vanguard strikes are always there....this is sad...I'm calling out the cry babies and dee j.....who made this game...if you cry babies don't like the guns go back to call of duty and assassin's creed....f u c k I n g b I t c h e s suck a F A T D I C K.....see shotguns have to much range...use a dam fusion rifle perfect defence

Fix the lag Ban players with red bars from Pvp That's most of France and Germany . Lag and lag and lag

Wait aren't the raids supposed to be so hard that matchmaking wouldn't work because you need top notch teamwork? I was told the same thing about VoG, Crota, and PoE Yet ppl can solo them and matchmaking obviously still wouldn't work? What's the excuse now?