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11/22/2015 3:34:04 AM
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You know you're a destiny addict when...
you're constipated and think to yourself "One final push and victory is ours!"
English
#Destiny
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1 ReplyWhen you're playing destiny and your friend rings your doorbell to watch the football game and you say "sorry my wife needs help with cleaning" and you go play destiny more
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11 RepliesWhen you make up nicknames for all the NPCs...
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7 RepliesWhen you call a semi auto gun in bo3 a scout rifle and call the pistols hand cannons
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When you make a u turn in a driveway with a no trespassing sign and you wait to feel rear damage to your back as you drive off.
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You dance like your character in real life...
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Playing zombies in BO3 and we are leaving a crawler and I try sitting or dancing by the zombie
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When your wife finds a reality show she likes that comes on Tuesday nights, and has the controller fully charged when I walk in the door.
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You know you're an addict when you still play but can't afford ttk
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When your family knows it's refresh day.
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When you hate getting up early before work, but can't help it on Wednesday morning just to see the available rolls on all your stashed away armsday orders!!!
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When your kids go 'dad you're not going on destiny'! when you think you can just pop on and run a couple of strikes during the day at the weekend between chores.
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When you go through a week of bullsh*t to meet your best friend in the weekend, xur.
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Lmfao!!!
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3 RepliesEdited by Legginbass: 11/23/2015 4:50:30 AMWhen you put something in the micro wave and expect endless hordes of enemies to come until it's done
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When u play destiny rather then bo3
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2 RepliesWhen I wake up my grandpa and my brother says "We've woken the hive!" As our grandpa chases us through the house
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When you start to say -blam- instead of actually swearing
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When you go from level 10 to 20 in an hour
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5 RepliesI had a joke for this but I phogoth it
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2 RepliesI was playing BO3 and was double tapping with the burst assault rifles and was like [b]"woah this pulse has full auto?"[/b]
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9 RepliesYour reading this post while taking a poop
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When even after not playing the game for 2 weeks the Destiny Companion app still sees more use then every other app on your phone combined.
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3 RepliesEdited by ExtraMusician19: 11/23/2015 3:29:23 PMThe sky gets cloudy and your in a playground... [b]INCOMING PUBLIC EVENT!!!![/b] All the parents urge there kids to run
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12 RepliesWhen she -blam!-ed the game!
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No lie, this shit is embarrassing. One night last year I jut finished a long night of raiding crota. I was in bed with my girl, and my girl said I was screaming nooooo crota geeeet crota. Felt like such a nerd and she reminded me how nerdy I was the next morning smh.
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when you want your star wars/ BO3 gun to have firefly
