you're constipated and think to yourself "One final push and victory is ours!"
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#Destiny
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NECROBUMP MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Every time you hear a clanging noise you start running away
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22 RepliesWhen you see a fat guy in McDonalds and say, at least it's chained up.
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Edited by fluffypancakes10: 11/25/2015 3:03:45 AMWhen you title days of the week based on destiny Sunday - Oops I forgot to buy from xur day Monday - Almost reset day day Tuesday - Reset day day Wednesday - Armsday day Thursday - Weekly update day Friday - Xur day Saturday - Oops I forgot armsday day
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When you memorize all the mission by name and the dialogue before the mission starts.
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When you do all kinds of shit by accidentally pressing the D-Pad expecting to dance.
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7 RepliesWhen your girlfriend panty's become a exotic drop
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4 RepliesWhen you make a Montage like this
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3 RepliesWhen you see a highway sign for exit 318, and you think, damn, that's a strong sign.
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6 RepliesThe word "nerf" no longer describes the toys you played with as a child...
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5 RepliesEdited by Bring Back SRL You Cowards: 11/25/2015 5:31:11 AMWhen you're done playing Destiny for the day so you go on YouTube to watch others play Destiny
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When you look at your baby and think, "That diapers good for one more strike."
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When you are trying to sleep, and you see a red light flashing in your room and you think: oh shit vex!
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When the logo on a cement truck looks like a dead orbit symbol when its actually just a black letter "F".
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Edited by Talonia_: 11/25/2015 2:10:41 PMWhen your alarm is either "We've woken the hive!" Or "Guardian. Eyes up guardian"
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14 RepliesYou determine the days of the week because of Xur
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When you stop playing fallout for iron banner
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When you get dressed in the morning and you imagine equipping the clothes in your menu
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1 ReplyCried laughing at dat one. You're an addict when you... Steal bright lightbulbs and tape them to your body.
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1 ReplyYou could tell that to your wife/girlfriend when shes giving birth to your child?!
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1 ReplyWhen I get really into a game like destiny or when a new pokenon game comes out I'll occasionally hear the background music playing despite no one playing the game.
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4 RepliesYou're on the app.....on the toilet.....now!
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2 RepliesEdited by Ashikon: 11/23/2015 2:30:40 AMYou go to the towers I check bounties thinking, one more time then I'll go to sleep. 7 strikes later you finally fall asleep.
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2 RepliesWhen you go to cuss at some one and you use blam instead of the actual F bomb.
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Whenever someone's says wipe irl I always think of killing myself, have to remember I'm not in destiny.