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Edited by Gears Corpse:
10/10/2015 10:05:39 PM
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If you have Touch of Malice, Sleeper Simulant and Black Spindle you are not a scrub...
People are always looking for metrics by which to judge others in Destiny. Besides grimoire, I'd say either having or not having those three weapons is the best indicator of what kind of player you are.
The cool thing is each one says something different about you. Touch of Malice shows determination. It says that you cared enough to find 45 calcified fragments (regardless of what method you used to find them) and perhaps most importantly you have finished the raid.
Sleeper Simulant shows you are an active member of the community. Let's be honest probably 99.6% of us had to look up the steps and/or passcodes. The guys who figured this all out are legends and in a completely separate category from most of us. Basically it shows that you check the forums and know how to look up stuff on Destiny.
I saved the best for last. Black Spindle. One of the fiercest challenges I have ever faced as a Guardian. Easily the best indicator of skill out of the three. It's unlikely you got carried through that mission and shows that you pulled your weight.
If you don't have all three you are a filthy, disgusting casual and The Traveler frowns upon your existence :) git gud scrubs.
Edit #1. Wow this blew up overnight. Many of you have requested that I add the Chaperone and exotic swords to this. I have the Chaperone and it does belong here. Using a nerfed Last Word in the crucible was a true test of character (excluding boosting of course). I don't have my exotic sword yet (I'm close) so I can't speak on that.
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Sleeper and spindle. Waiting for reset - tomorrow - for my chaperone. And I'm at 37 fragments for the ToM. And have the solar and Void exotic swords. And working on the arc ;)
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1 ReplyYou see I have the Sleeper Simulant and Black Spindle. But I do not have the Touch of Malice. Im too lazy. Dafuq I look like to be Dora the Explora to be looking for those calcified fragments.
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Your a scrub if you have Ace of Spades on your warlock.
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Sorry that I don't worship the traveler more than God. See you in hell.
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59 RepliesIf you have Black Spindle, Touch of Malice, and Sleeper Simulant; you probably don't have a girlfriend.
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Well, it seems i'll have to change my name then.
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Got all 3 and some idiots kicked me out of a Oryx fight as they thought i was holding them back, go figure
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Yay I'm not a scrub
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Or we can destroy OP and say if you don't have all of the year 1 exotic weapons you're a scrub.
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[quote]If you don't have all three you are a filthy, disgusting casual and The Traveler frowns upon your existence :) git gud scrubs."[/quote] muted
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Can I join with Sleeper, Chaperone, Touch of Malice, Exotic Sword, and also did the Thorn, Invective, Pocket Infinity, Bad Juju, and Super Good Advice Exotic Bounties, if I promise to have Spindle next time it comes around?????
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If you don't have the sword them you are also a scrub:)
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Check check and check, if you have all three you've also experienced some of the best content destiny has available. Who else has come through on top as a 300+?
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I've got all 3. My grimiore is higher than 4600. Can I join the club now? [spoiler]please?[/spoiler] [spoiler]pretty please?[/spoiler]
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I figured out Sleeper Simulant on my own. Was definitely more fun using reasoning skills and figuring it out myself. Kinda reminded me of the IWHBYD skull on Halo 3. If Bungie decided to keep adding puzzles that test your mind and reward us with unique weapons, exotic or not, I would be perfectly ok with that.
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Chaperone would probably be a good indicator too! I don't have one because I do not want any part of a crucible quest lol
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I have all 3 but only use ToM and Spindle in the raid. I don't ever have a need for the SS.
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I dismantled my spindle because the stillpiercer is fine to use and that way I still have an exotic for my ace of spades or SS
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Two of which are only useful in the raid. Lol Outside of it, they suck. But that's just me.
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Sleeper simulant relies on the luck of the fusion rifles to drop...
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I only have the Malice.
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Don't have TOM or Sleeper. Didn't wanna wait for the warsats, and my friend hasn't been on to raid with Me.
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Have all 5 :)
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Edited by Kranesh: 10/12/2015 12:53:56 PMI have all three plus the exotic sword, minus the Chaperone. I don't intent to get it anytime soon but I can replace it with my solo run of Fear's Embrace quest mission for the ToM, I'm I elite yet?
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Have all three. They make things easier.
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Have all but black spindle due to being away
