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8/15/2015 5:36:30 PM
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GF help
So yeah
My GF wants to try anal
I don't want to
I've grown up watching it and I was fine with it.
But now
I just can't.
First of all, it's yucky and gross. Do you know what comes out of there?
And second
Her strap on is huge.
I honestly don't think it will fit.
Help?
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#Offtopic
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2 RepliesUmm... lube the hell up and make her finger first, you're going to need all the help you can get.
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1 ReplyITT OP pretends to be hesitant about taking it in the ass.
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1 ReplyHa ha I enjoyed reading that all the way to the end lol
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2 RepliesEdited by Trip Ryder: 8/16/2015 3:13:05 AMFirst off, are you a male or female? edit: Just read further down that you are a dude. I would suggest trying it, but use tons of lube! If she can hit the prostate then Ive heard that it is like heaven for guys. [spoiler]I could take this further in pm if you would like.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by Geth: 8/16/2015 2:32:53 AM[i] [/i]
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1 ReplyJust stick the pp in the poopoo. Gr8 b8 m8
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1 ReplyTell her be gentle, if you have to suck on her fingers and use your spit as lube; start with the pinkie.
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Tell her you only like giving it, not receiving it.
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Do it pussy no balls.
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Bite the pillow lad [spoiler]she's going in dry[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyIt's an exit, not an entrance
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1 Reply
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do it and make sure you have something to bite down on
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I still have yet to receive good advice. Right now I'm delaying her
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1 ReplyTake that dick man
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3 RepliesI can't stop laughing
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4 RepliesAlmost any problem can be solved with a cinder block to the head
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2 RepliesTake it like a man
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2 RepliesHere are some wise words: Don't be a little bitch Suck it up and deal Man up And perhaps the wisest words to date: [spoiler]Just... DO IT!!![/spoiler] And in return for you doing her this favor, you now earn 1 favor in return which will be redeemable for any sort of depraved act you wish to do to her. When I decided to let her stick one little finger in my bum, I earned a blumpkin. Why a blumpkin, you say? So I could torture her with the knowledge of knowing what comes out of my anus. The anus she was once so intent on penetrating. She no longer wishes to do such things now. It was nice n all but sadly I had some Del Taco that day so the mood was sorta ruined with the blazing dump I took. Also, me breaking up with her once I finished didn't help the mood either.
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That was Fresh Prince level perfection.
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Gr8 b8
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2 RepliesStart with your BF's small penis. Then, work your way up to Kong The Destroyer.
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4 RepliesTake it like a man
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2 RepliesJut be straight up with her and tell her you're not comfortable with doing that. And if she honestly cares about you then she won't push you to do it.
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5 RepliesO_o just to clarify things, you are a female talking about your female friend that you are in a relationship with right?
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