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8/8/2015 2:58:37 PM
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What is the worst pain you ever felt?
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Give birth to giant poop baby
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1 ReplyAfter the Imperials tried to cut my head off and one of them tried to recruit me
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Kidney stones
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When I was 12 I was running around barefoot... on woodchips and one of those woodchips lodged into my foot and messed with my nerves hurt like hell. Then it got infected and then the REAL pain started and I couldn't sleep at night I didn't even get pain killers hell I didn't even know a wood chip was in there until I was inspecting my foot to see what was wrong with it.
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4 RepliesWhen I got my wisdom teeth cut.
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4 RepliesKidney Stone. When I was in the ER, the nurse asked how much pain I was in, scale of 1-10. I was literally on the floor, puking in a trash can. The nurse,"I'll just put 10".
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When I cut my chin open and was rushed to hospital. [spoiler]It wasn't a normal cut![/spoiler]
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Hemiroids
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So I had my hand crushed by a piece of wood and a wood splitter. I broke two fingers and needed ten stitches
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Getting rejected
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Getting hit in the lip with a pretty fast baseball by my dad a long time ago. Man I sucked at baseball and still do.
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11 RepliesThere's this girl at my school... Her name is Tanya. Every day I watch her from a distance waking around with assholes who don't respect or acknowledge her radiant beauty, in between her illusory smiles I see the hurt and longing for something more. Someone more. I stir in my thoughts about how I can rejuvenate her spirit and turn those counterfeit smiles into something real. It's lunch time and as I walk the halls like the lone wolf I am, I see her, from afar I see the moon and sun of my life approaching. Only she is surrounded by the half-witted yokels called her "friends" will now be the moment I release her from the chains of inscrutable emotions. She passes without a glance at the man that can take her into another world, rich with emotion, love and pleasure. It is in this moment I feel true pain, watching the woman of my dreams suffer in the abyssal depths of social popularity. That my friends, is true pain.
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11 RepliesWhen bane broke my back
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2 RepliesWhen I lost my girl... [spoiler]lyk if u cri evry tym[/spoiler]
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Broke both my ankles
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Having giant tubes stuck into me when I was 15 years old after my lung collapsed. And then having to lay on my back for a week straight not even being able to turn on my side because of said tubes. The collapsed lung didn't hurt, doctor said I should have been in a ton of pain. I just wanted to go home!
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Probably when I had a chunk of glass sticking out of my stomach.
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The pain that if I had the balls to ask out a girl a week earlier instead of stalling two weeks, she would've still had her virginity.
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1 ReplyA horrendous demon with a bottomless appetite for human flesh, Bakasura is a nightmare come to life. After committing countless atrocities, Bakasura has demonstrated no end to his depravity, no limits to his brutality, no sating his desire to slurp human meat, crunch bone, and guzzle hot blood. So many are his vile victories over mankind that they cannot be relayed here, yet it is his defeat at the hands of a man that is worth the telling. As legend has it, the famous Pandava brothers were traveling with their mother, Kunti when they came to the village of Ekachakra. They discovered that a demon, Bakasura, was living outside the village, devouring the people as they passed through the woods. The chief went to the demon and begged that the feasting stop. In return, a cart of food would be sent to Bakasura each day. Bakasura consumed not only the provisions, but the person that brought the cart as well. After hearing this tale from a weeping woman whose son would bear the cart on the morrow, Kunti declared that her son Bheema, who possessed impossible strength and had slain demons before, would take the cart instead.
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10 RepliesToss up between 2: 1) once during capture the flag while I was out on the bench my friend had this amazing idea to fake rack me. He got into position and kicked his foot down as fast as he could, the only problem was he did this while I started to stand. His foot scraped both sides of the inside of my leg before making contact with my balls at full speed. I was on the ground for a good while with my friend freaking out on the sidelines. In the end it left both the inside of my legs and an area around my groin rather bruised for awhile. 2) I was in a car wreck a bit over a year ago, we went straight into concrete head on going anywhere between 30-40 mph. I didn't break anything but I had a pretty bad seat belt burn and lots of pain in my left leg. I was back to normal in about 2 weeks, my sis got the worst of it since she was reclining in the back asleep upon impact. For the record I was not driving, I was still in the process of getting my license when this happened.
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1 ReplyWell i have a really bad heart where i have a bicuspid aeortic valve (two flaps in my aeordic tube instead of three) and its bad cus it makes the blood flow shoot out at an angle and it expands my aeorta. And whenever i exercise hard (i play american football) i collapse and cant move or breathe and my heart beats super duper fast. Ive been to the hospital multiple times to see if theres a chance to fix it but every doctor says the only way to fix it would be to replace my aeorta. Which is the deadliest heart surgery you can get after a full heart transplant. And i dont want to get surgery now because even if it worked my heart wouldnt be strong enough to even run.
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2 Repliesi dont want to terrorize anybody so i wont comment lol
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3 RepliesEither the time I slammed my finger in the car door or the first time I sprained my ankle.
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2 RepliesEdited by Dyldo-_-Baggins: 8/14/2015 5:38:16 AMMy dog got out of the house by accident. I ran down my porch, tripped and sprained my ankle. I tried to get up to chase my dog, but collapsed. [spoiler]We got our dog back though :D[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesI got bitten in the nuts by a dog, needed to get five stitches
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3 RepliesMentally: Watching someone I love, love someone else. This tops all. Physically: Being impaled by bicycle handlebars.
