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Stabbed myself in the eye with a Knet
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Split my head open on a metal corner Broke arm Kicked a boat propeller Had flesh carved out of back due to infection Broke 6 fingers (total, not at once) Dislocated knee Ripped finger open on metal stake Fell off a wall hitting my shin and killed the nerves in it Last but not least, tore my gums from my lips from slamming my face into a dirtbikes handlebars so hard Thats about it
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Torn acl
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Fish hook went through my pants and snagged my dick and now I have a piercing their
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1 ReplyWoke up last night to a Charley Horse all up in my leg
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Edited by Valkorion: 9/23/2015 10:10:49 AM> was 5 > was leaning on my baby chair. >leaned too far >fell down and hit my head at the corner of two walls. > a small crack appeared on the back of my head >went to hospital > white towel, which was covering my head, became red [spoiler]ouch[/spoiler]
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If god loves us then why do Legos on carpet exist
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[quote]Trump is running for president[/quote]killed me instantly
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2 RepliesEdited by Honmono: 9/23/2015 5:31:56 AMI broke my funny bone
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2 RepliesEating Pizza Rolls right out of the microwave. [spoiler]liek if u crie evrytiem[/spoiler]
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Getting pissed off at my sister and knowing I can't do anything about it cause she's a chick...sucks being a guy sometimes
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[url]http://i.imgur.com/BAxKZ.jpg[/url]
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Maybe when I burned my hand.
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Almost broke my back
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The worst is probably when I had really bad constipation. I couldn't breathe because my stomach hurt so bad.
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4 Repliesdiarrhoea and constipation at the same time.
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Laughing, burping, hiccuping, and farting all at the same time. It was like I was a walking orchestra...
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I had a herniated back once, it crippled me for a year. It was awful
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2 RepliesI got en erection so long that it curled under my balls and went in my butt then it curved and tickled my heart
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Stepping on a plug
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I got all 4 of my wisdom teeth pulled out, at the same time, and I was awake for it, and ironically on December 21, 2012
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3 RepliesDestiny's storyline.
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inb4playingDestiny
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2 RepliesStepping on a Lego [spoiler]liek if you cri every time :p[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesDoing Hard mode Crota I'm a level 34 Titan with ghally Message me for an invite Gt is Scrub Lord
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When your mom left