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Edited by aldyei:
4/23/2015 1:17:51 AM
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So I caught this girl...
Looking at me and as soon as I look at her, she looks away. Why do you think so?
Edit 1: She just talked to me earlier, *Lenny face*
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#Offtopic
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Surprisingly, it doesn't mean anything.
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She might have a crush on u but I don't know
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5 RepliesBecause you didn't throw a pokeball
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1 ReplyI was looking at you looking at me looking at you looking at me looking at you looking at me looking at you looking at her ass.
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6 RepliesIt means nothing. All these virgins these days think just because a girl looks at you that she wants your D
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Lol it just mean that you aint gonna put ur D in her V lmaoo
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Nope.avi
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1 ReplyBamp for edit
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Maybe instead of asking the flood, you should ask her .
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I think 'with a net' would have been funnier.
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You've officially become a level 1 beta. Unlocked: Training fedora First scraggly neck hairs
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Punch her, that's how I met my wife
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2 RepliesWear a shirt that says "blink if you love me" Gets 'em everytime.
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1 ReplyPro tip: yawn. If she yawns as well she's interested.
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11 RepliesStop over analyzing it. It probably means nothing.
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1 ReplyMost people aren't even looking at you when this happens they are probably looking past you not trying to be mean but when you turned your head her eyes automatically adjusted to your face and when she realized she made eye contact she was like oh shit look down look down lol
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1 ReplySmile at her m8
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2 RepliesBecause she's shy and doesn't want to come off looking like she wants the D (we all know she doooo). Just follow her home one day and grab her (kinda forcefully) and whisper in her ear: "I'm giving it to you..." [proceed to breath audibly into her ear] She will likely scream. Not with fear, but with pleasure. Now is your time to strike. Knock her out (girls love kinky shit) and take her to a secluded area of your choosing; you need to set the mood and make sure nobody is watching. [Optional: Wait for girl to walk up.] Do what animals do and mate with the beautiful women that had only a second's "moment" with you... and well... I can't say what you do next, but you know. ;) [spoiler]I'm an expert on relationships.[/spoiler]
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2 Replies-blam!- her right in the pussy
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She's wondering how she can use you to further herself in life.
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Nothing unless it is a pattern, one time is meaningless, but if you like her talk to her anyway :)
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6 RepliesToast/envelope
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3 RepliesShe may have coincidentally been looking at you. People look at people sometimes.
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I think you're twelve.
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2 RepliesEdited by Shooter McGavin: 4/21/2015 2:57:34 AMBecause you need to Cock watch her. Ask her to read your watch but instead hang your dick over wrist. Guaranteed she will tell you it's time to bone.
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2 Repliesbow chicka bow wow
