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Edited by PerilousLoki:
6/22/2015 2:32:21 PM
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Mother threw and shattered my computer.
I was in my room in the morning. I had already eaten breakfast that I had made when my mom comes into the room and says this.
"Do you want to drink tea (and eat) with us?"
"no, I'm not hungry."
"You are worthless, tell me to make you breakfast and yadayadayada."
[i]Wtf did I do?[/i]
She picks up my computer and raises it, I grab her hands and make her let go.
"Calm down. What did I do?"
"You are useless."
"What did I do?"
She runs into my room and I grab her again.
Father come over here
"Wtf is going on!"
mom picks up computer and throws it down a flight of stairs. I don't have carpeting over the stairs.
Dad: Wtf was that for!?! What are you doing!
mom: He keeps using his computer!
I have been banished outside my own home until they get their shit together.
She also took my Xbox
Tl;dr
Mom went gorilla crazy.
Mfw going to school to tell the teacher my mom broke my computer.
Its the same as my dog ate my homework.
EDIT: Post is old and you newfomans are supplying my fill of keks by being mad
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#Offtopic
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Ahhh, mothers these days.
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What ever happened with this? Is your mom chill now? Did anyone ever FHRITP? What did the teachers say?
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1 ReplyI think his parents are just mad at him for not doing anything else
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8 RepliesI heard... If you submerge it in rice... Little Asian fairies come and fix it for you o:
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2 RepliesWHY DO I ALWAYS MISS NUBBIN
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Maybe you're being a shit head. Maybe. Didn't read...
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Yo mama is savage
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Your mum has a lot of shit going on or she's going crazy
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Slice that evil creature I shall ❤️ you
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1 ReplyHow old is this post
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Omfg I l Feel bad
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How is this still going? Didn't it happen months ago?
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Mother Also...[spoiler]TICKLE MY PICKLE[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWomen are like dogs. If you don't give them attention and play with them, they are going to rip your shit apart.
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*Spins six shooter* Tonight is the night bitches die!
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Dafuq Momma don't mess
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Is your mother Bipolar? Or suffering from some other kind if illness?
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she broke your computer [b]break her bones.[/b]
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Break her kitchen
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1 ReplyNevr forget mr computer
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Amount of people thinking that I'm crying: big numbers Amount of funny replies: big number Amount of necrobumps this post has: huge fûcking number
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1 ReplyIs wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
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5 RepliesBreak her shit. If she confronts you, say paybacks a bitch, hand her a card saying deal with it, and walk out wearing black sunglasses.
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8 Repliesseriously, what kind of idiot goes on the internet, goes on b.net, goes to offtopic, clicks on this thread, and reads it, then starts talking shit about someone they don't even know? This goes beyond stupid. If you don't know who I am then you don't have a right to assume who I am and what I act like. Plus, you keyboard warriors aren't going to prove anything. This is the bloody internet for Christ's sake. Get a life or something. Go out for a jog I don't give a crap just deal with it (scrubs) and stop being a shitlord and start doing some other bullshit that you do. Go cry to parents and if they're not with you call them and say "Papi, someone on the internet is being rude! Stop him!" Tl;Dr There are some real pricks on this forum assuming things about my grades and age. [spoiler]I probably got better grades than you have ya wankers.[/spoiler]
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Geez, did u find out why the hell she did that
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1 ReplyMicrowave it™
