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2/4/2015 12:21:19 AM
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weirdest message you've ever received
I started a petition around XMAS about the fatebringer. Post grew faster than my erection after getting ghorn. A "follower" of the post messaged me one day over psn. It was a picture and written below stated "a gift for the master FATEBRINGER of the forums"..
Picture was a topless video game women from a different game.
Wife was sitting next to me when I got the message.
Anyone else ever had some weird shit like that happen?
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#Destiny
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Some random player I've never met sent a porn link to my messages , said this is how I run crotas end, weird
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2 RepliesAfter I played skirmish I got a message saying "I'm rubbing my nipples furiously for you, are you?"
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1 ReplyOne day my phone buzzed, I received a text from someone I didn't know, asking me if I could cover their shift (Wrong number)
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I sent this one kid a ":(" cause he dropped out early from a skirmish match and he replied with "I dnt car about ur life bruh" I thought it was effin hilarious
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2 RepliesA guy asking:"Doing moon patrols must be level 4 or higher and no jews." I then sat there questioning myself for 5 minute.
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1 ReplyI saw a guy playin uno on a webcam and he was laying down real close to the camera with a side profile of his fat gut and massive belly button. He proceeded to shove marbles into the gaping belly button like 15 of em then he flexes his gut and they all shot out going straight up and bouncing everywhere. It was strange but for some reason I couldnt look away. The next room I was in had a hot chick belly dancing in a bra while her fat chick room mate sat in the background on the couch playing the game.
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2 Replies"Is your name from a porno I saw" Me: "ugh... what?" Him: "ur name sounds familiar" Me: *blocked* What the heck does he watch?!?!
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some guy i never played a crucible match with sent me a message. he sounded about 5 and was calling me all these weird names he probably invented. I told him that he had the wrong guy. after about 20 minutes of sending me hate messages, he started asking to be my friend and to chat with him. Blocked and reported.
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Edited by sillly: 2/6/2015 5:48:54 AMI used to get tons of "quit noobtubing" messages on mw2 :(
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"Surprise Butt Sex!!!" [spoiler]o.o[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWe let a random join in for the VoG shortly after it was released, and, it ended up being the most ear-piercing squeaker I've ever heard. A buddy told him to "come back after puberty" and promptly kicked him. Shortly thereafter, everyone in the raid party receives the following voice msg: "You guys are scrubs and I bet my dad's <censored> is bigger than yours."
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1 ReplySome years ago when I was a squeaker playing halo 3 this recent player sent a pic of boning his girl in the ass. Then another one came and there dog was licking her pussy..
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Just a normal day in Black Ops 2, I'm leveling up my balista and keep sniping this guy [i]constantly[/i], before the game ends he send me a long ass voice message (xbox) of him raging. Can't remember what it was but it gave me a good laugh. A usual message in the day of a CoD player
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"Play Destiny!"
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7 RepliesHad a kid fart in a mic. The dipshit probably got pink eye.
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Random guy in pvp sent me: "hey, I'm a loner too "
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4 RepliesRandomly after a battlefield 1943 match, some guy sent me a voice message. I decided to listen to it. The message was something like: BLAM you! Your a BLAMing loser! Yo BLAMing cheated! The funny thing was that I checked his GT, and it turns out that I was never in a match with him.
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A very good female friend of mine sent me a photoshopped pic of a naked women some with the nipples replaced with d***s from then on the joke with the rest of my friends is that she f****d with her nipple d***s
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"Wanna cyber?"
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19 RepliesI was at a sushi place and I was in the restroom taking a wizz when this 5-year old kid crawled under the stall door, and as I quickly attempted to hide my dingy-doo, he recited: "Hello my name is Jackson and I am 5 years old and I am in kindergarten and I have 2 sisters." As he said this, his dad walked into the restroom and saw his son and I in the same stall, and I rushed out to tell him that his son sneaked under the door of the stall I was in, and he said, "Oh yeah, he does that." WTF?!? Do you even know how to raise a child you ignorant bitchnugget?
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2 RepliesGot accused of hacking for using suros, guy said I hacked a gun out of mass effect and put it into destiny
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I received a PM written in Spanish saying: "I'm a lvl 25 Warlock, I'm interested in the group, but we have to do a couple of missions to level up. My ID is ........ add me." I asked the guy what group he was talking about and he responded "What group?" That was -blam!-ing weird.
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1 Reply’doing your mum on hard must be lvl 69+ msg gt for inv’ yes, there are people like that out there XD
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My name is snake and I eat my babies? Supper strange
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Not really, the worst I got is some dude telling me he reported me for using Mythoclast in a rumble match.
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6 RepliesPosted this on another thread.... Was in the tower other night and I got an invite, no message just an invite, I had time so figured why not and here is the rest.... Random Tower Person: Invite w/ No message Me: What are you guys doing? Random: We are raiding crota's end hard. Me: *blink* *blink* Thx for the invite but I dont swing that way.
