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2/4/2015 12:21:19 AM
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weirdest message you've ever received
I started a petition around XMAS about the fatebringer. Post grew faster than my erection after getting ghorn. A "follower" of the post messaged me one day over psn. It was a picture and written below stated "a gift for the master FATEBRINGER of the forums"..
Picture was a topless video game women from a different game.
Wife was sitting next to me when I got the message.
Anyone else ever had some weird shit like that happen?
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#Destiny
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4 RepliesSome sent me a message saying "I have to go eat second dinner." I then replied saying "I didn't know you were a hobbit" He instantly responded with "Thank you, someone gets it." Best reference ever made
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1 Reply"You are awesome, can I add you to my list" Not friend request, an actual message from some vog pug member Didn't respond, and they were all terrible so I joined my group and beat the pants off Crota instead
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Got a message of Liza Minnelli saying "Balls to you!" Over and over for 30 seconds once
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10 RepliesYep had sum flipping weirdo girl messaging me n sending me her email wanting to chat n trade pics -blam!-ing weirdest shit I have ever encountered on destiny just reported n blocked
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Edited by Hidefininja: 2/6/2015 10:06:19 PMI totally forgot about this until right now. I was in the tower with a buddy of mine just running around while we shot the shit and this guy joined us, not in the chat party. After a few minutes, he sent both of us a message saying, "Yo. I got some fresh catnip. Wanna smoke?" Of course, we both responded positively to the invitation. His next message: "Hold on, I gotta switch to my Titan. Bitch be holding out on us." I think it kept going for another few minutes, but after a good laugh, my buddy and I bailed. I'm actually going to check and see if the messages are still there. Can't go back that far on my phone, sadly.
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29 RepliesSomeone sent a voice message of themselves taking a dump. I literally heard the crap fall into the water. I put down my controller and didn't play for another hour Let alone, not eat for another hour
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Somehow a teabagging conga line of 8-15 Guardians erupted in the Tower a few weeks ago and somebody else in Tower sent me a message, title only, that said, "ur a fgt". Well, apparently "fgt"s have a sense of humor. When that line came curving back around, you could see everybody else doing it, it was so hard to laugh and keep it going.
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1 ReplyEdited by Seraph Kupo: 2/6/2015 5:46:00 AMHalo Reach this guy sent me a pic of his dick thinking I was a girl gamer just because I used female model for sniper as im harder to see and from what my bio said at the time Since i know a lot of girls get distressed from these idiots, unlucky him had his face in the pic Sent him pic back of the website url I had put it on, (4chan) and I believe its still on the internet now... Under explicit not hetrosexual websites
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10 Replies"Do you have soft lips?" - and naturally, if you're gonna be a weirdo to me, I'm gonna be a weirdo back. So i replied, "which ones?"... They never responded haha
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1 Reply"You played well and looked good while doing it, we should hang out sometime".
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Edited by Shturman: 2/6/2015 5:04:52 PMMW2 after winning 6-8 FFAs in a row with my M16 that I just found was awesome. I get a nice voice message about how I'm a lag switching no good kunt... It's kinda hard to explain that you could be good enough to win that much.. In MW3 I got a 18 FFA Win streak.. So its not like a one time thing.. And of course this was before I knew what kunt even meant.. lol
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Can you open your blinds a little more so I can see more while you play
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Marionberry I guess it means the game smoked too much crack
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About 4 years ago, this dude my friends and I started playing MW3 with sent us all a picture of his asshole and nuts. It was -blam!-ed up.
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On xbox live about 4 years ago this dude sent me a pic of him cutting himself
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13 RepliesGo to www.fatebringer.com Wtf Internet
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2 RepliesNo lie, I was at my uncles house, and when I woke up, I looked out the window, and saw this little kid pooping on the driveway
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3 RepliesI was killing some AFK guy with my sparrow while I was running strikes a few weeks back and after the 6th or 7th time he sent me a message saying "please stop that", while continuing to be AFK
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2 RepliesThem stupid raffle ticket guys! Stay away from me
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Was playing 2v2 skirmish I got wrekt and I got a message saying we just wanted to dance
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13 RepliesI recruited a female gamer from another clan. Her clan sucked ass but she's a solid player. Anyways, her old clan leader sent me a voice message shortly afterward. It was him farting into the mic for 15 seconds.
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6 RepliesNostalgia moment: Gotta love those people on Runescape that used to sit in popular areas and spam "Buying gf"
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We had a guy join our VoG group once right at after we beat the Templar. Anyway we get down to the chest before the gorgons and he loots a gjallarhorn and immediately leaves -_- For whatever reason I friended him, and he still doesn't have it fully upgraded to this day and we ran that raid pre-DLC lol
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3 RepliesEdited by Literate Lee: 2/5/2015 2:20:57 AMWas playing halo 4 on my 360. A few of my mates were over and we were mucking around. I knew my kinect was in, but didn't realize that i had the mic setting for it on. So we were listening to Titanium, and I was singing loudly and terribly, rather like my clothing, and then I get this message, so being naturally curious i open it and the Conversation went a little like this. Him: Shut up Me: Why? Him:You sound like a land whale. At that I started laughing very hard, and attempted to deny all charges. And now my "clan" is called the Land Whales.
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2 Replieswant my dick? seriously, guy I -blam!- in crucible asked me this.
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Some random player I've never met sent a porn link to my messages , said this is how I run crotas end, weird
