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Edited by SkintightJeebers:
7/21/2015 9:04:14 PM
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The DUMBEST thing you will ever hear in a Raid/Prison of Elders/Trials!
On normal Crota last week (at Deathsinger)
Me: "Dude, why are you suddenly level 29?"
Dumbo: "Because I put the chest armour on that I just got."
Me: "WTF man? Haha, put your other chest armour on for now, you're not gonna do much to these enemies at 29."
Dumbo: "I've dismantled it."
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#Destiny
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*picks up relic* So how do I use this thing again?
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Dumbo: What's the yellow one? Me: it's an Exotic Dumbo: I thought that Exotics are Green
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I'm using husk of pit.
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My mouth dropped loool.
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5 RepliesThings I've picked up just from this thread: shrieker purple death orbs are called Liam Neesons, screaming stevie wonder means I need to be cleansed, and crotating.
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4 RepliesEdited by Zinnopod: 6/22/2015 1:23:18 AMin vog normal mode.. new player:why are u using that crappy hm? me:man, sga is a beast against Oracles.. new player:why don't u use your gjally? me:cause with sga i have like infinite bullets against oracles new player: YOU'RE A HACKER,REPORT! me:man is a perk.. new player: and why don't u re rolled your gjally to have that perk? me: (face palm) "Z1NN0P0D has left the group"
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I dismantled thehunter gkoves from atheon because they had less stats then the gloves I was wearing.
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My teammate's voices.
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On Crota. Lost in the dark after thrall swarm. Me: "Dammit I fell down a goddamn hole!"
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2 RepliesDEEZ NUTZ
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6 RepliesIn the middle of Confluxes in the VOG: Noob 1: "Where is the Citadel on Venus?" Noob 2: "Just use google maps."
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In the first Venus mission where the stranger quickly leaves, a newb said (insert Kevin hart voice "No, No, she wasn't ready!"
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9 RepliesDoing hard mode VOG right. 1) Guy: "sorry guys I'm only in it for the spirit bloom" *grabs spirit bloom chest then leaves* 2) at Atheon after defending conflux Guy: "what's this giant thing I'm standing next to... oh shit! It's Atheon" 3) squeaker: "let me run relic, I'm the 10th ranked relic holder in the world" Crota: We put a LFG request for a wall puncher for Crota Hard get this response: "Take me, I can punch the wall. I'm the best wall puncher in the world, I won't let you down."
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The last word isn't bad in PvE
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34 RepliesAfter killing deathsinger my friend gets his 5th gjallarhorn. Friend: Oh boy another gjallarhorn. It's like my fifth one. *dismantles it* Some guy: How did you find a shard? Me: He dismantled his 5th gjallarhorn Some guy(raging): Why did you do that? Are you stupid! Friend: It's my fifth one Some guy (still raging): you could've used it in Crota, such a beast weapon. You're an idiot! Me: Look, it's not like you can duct tape two together to make a super gjallarhorn.
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"I only do 4 damage to Skolas!" Before Breaking the bonds.
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Edited by shwwn: 9/15/2015 2:32:33 AM(OP has 3605 Grimoire, Level 8 Hunter, and Level 1 Titan) *laughs*
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"Why can't I kill the glowing harpy?"(VOG Labyrinth) "Ok this is my first time so I will just stay in the back and snipe Crota. I have Icebreaker" 😂😂😂
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16 RepliesNot dumb, but really funny. *as Crota rotates* "He's crotating"
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Running vog with randoms. We get to the gorgon chest and open it and everyone gets crap. One guy says "let's go get the other chests I need shards and energy." We all agree and so I get to one of the chests first and wait for people. The last guy is literally 40 feet away and can make it easily. So I open the chest and get immediate boot. I'm like WTF?!! And some noob says "dude you opened the chest before he got here now no one can get an exotic." Leaves party and turns of destiny for a day.
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3 RepliesDoing vog. We keep having to wipe because someone isnt killing oracles. Random: COWPOKE(me) KILL THE -blam!-ING ORACLES Me: dude i am!! Same random: i swear after this wipe if you dont have kills.. *wipe screen comes up* [spoiler]i had 14 oracle kills[/spoiler]
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1 ReplySomeone said in VOG recently "What is this marked for negation?"
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1 ReplyEdited by Cmdr Dornick: 4/25/2015 1:30:56 AMMe:ok guys, you know how to play right?? Guys: Yep. We tickle Crota until he's on one knee then smack him with a stone d*ck. Me: *dying of laughter* [spoiler]thought hickory stick was a little too casual xD[/spoiler]
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Pterodactyl screams (Turning the corner and being exploded by a supplicant)
