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Edited by SHEWTurFACE:
1/13/2015 1:21:06 PM
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Who would turn in Dinklebot for a pet Shank?
Yes it would follow you. Yes it would shoot at stuff. But it would also die and you would have to revive it. It would also translate Fallen speech for you. Discuss.
Edit: You may also upgrade the shank with interchangeable void/arc/solar shields, but only one shield can be on at a time.
Edit: It is also important to note that the Shank can cook hot dogs and Hot Pockets.
Edit: Due to popular demand we will be holding black market Shank Fights for glimmer in the bar area of the tower.
Update: Please expect longer than usual delivery times for your shank. It has been brought to our attention that several shanks have eaten their way our of their shipping containers and seriously injured the post master. We are working with the Vanguard to construct stronger boxes for shipping.
Announcement: The Speaker has informed me that an unattended shank has eaten a child in the hangar area. If you are missing your shank and/or child please see the shipwright. Once again, please keep your shank on a leash while inside the tower unless your shank is engaged in a sanctioned fight in the bar area.
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#Destiny
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I would keep dinklebot, but make him a bit funner. [spoiler]WHY SO SERIOUS[/spoiler]
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He'd definitely be more useful...
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Would turn him in for a screwdriver. Screwdrivers do all the same shit, but don't talk.
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1 ReplyI want a servitor!
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1 ReplyA pet oracle. You turn it on and watch it sit there and do jack shit.
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4 RepliesHaving a pet shank would be great, but unfortunately, my ghost is far too vital for me. For some reason, my guardian is entirely incapable of opening doors by himself, so now I need dinklebot to ensure he actually gets out the house every morning.
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1 ReplyI just like a ghost that is voiced by Gilbert Gottfried
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3 RepliesI'd like a harpy more
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3 RepliesHow about we compromise and settle on a pet Pretorian voiced by Jay Leno?
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Definitely.
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100x yes
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Dinklebot shows me holo-porn.
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It also looks like the decapitated floating head of Micky mouse! Creepy.. so no!
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Edited by Father Giliam: 1/11/2015 1:12:26 AMI wouldn't but I would pay $20 for a voice replacement done by Jen Taylor, Jennifer Hale, Jeremy Schwartz, or Laura Bailey.
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6 RepliesI'd rather have a pet harpy.
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Not saying yes. But also not saying no....
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Edited by Jared B: 1/11/2015 1:05:23 AMI'd want a small Tyrrion Lanaster to pop out and open doors... Like with his hands so I can giggle
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3 RepliesIf I did that, who would open all the doors?
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I already have a pet shank. What's a dinklebot?
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1 ReplyI want a pet clap trap
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Shanks are adorable.
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3 RepliesShanks can't open doors m8
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4 RepliesEdited by Vikz88: 1/10/2015 4:58:14 PMI'd rather have a pet Atheon. Is that allowed? On a serious note it would be great if dinklebot randomly shot a laser damaging enemies.
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Shanks fo lyfe
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I prob would tbh
