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Edited by SHEWTurFACE:
1/13/2015 1:21:06 PM
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Who would turn in Dinklebot for a pet Shank?
Yes it would follow you. Yes it would shoot at stuff. But it would also die and you would have to revive it. It would also translate Fallen speech for you. Discuss.
Edit: You may also upgrade the shank with interchangeable void/arc/solar shields, but only one shield can be on at a time.
Edit: It is also important to note that the Shank can cook hot dogs and Hot Pockets.
Edit: Due to popular demand we will be holding black market Shank Fights for glimmer in the bar area of the tower.
Update: Please expect longer than usual delivery times for your shank. It has been brought to our attention that several shanks have eaten their way our of their shipping containers and seriously injured the post master. We are working with the Vanguard to construct stronger boxes for shipping.
Announcement: The Speaker has informed me that an unattended shank has eaten a child in the hangar area. If you are missing your shank and/or child please see the shipwright. Once again, please keep your shank on a leash while inside the tower unless your shank is engaged in a sanctioned fight in the bar area.
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#Destiny
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1 ReplyYes this is the best idea I've seen in awhile lol
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1 ReplyDo I have to defend his dumb ass from three waves of enemies while he unlocks unlocked doors?
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1 ReplyDoes shank come with wifi??????
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You'd never see another ghost again. I'd also enjoy a miniature sepiks prime ghost skin.
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1 ReplyPlayer controlled shank pvp mode
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2 RepliesNvm I read this as skank lol
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12 RepliesNot going to lie, I thought this said 'pet shark'.
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Can i just get a mini Vandal on my shoulder? It doesn't have to kill stuff, it just has to be there.
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Battle shank
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Hell no trade him for wall-e
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2 RepliesI haven't seen Ray-Ray yet :(?
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2 RepliesOh god plz this. Give shank an option for installable fleshlight and we're set
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Does Shank come with wifi
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3 Replieshave you thought of expanding your business? perhaps one that may or may not replace my sparrow with an oversized shank...... ;)
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A pet shank would probably have more personality than Dinklebot..... Just sayin'. LOL
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1 ReplyIf it can open doors too then it's a done deal.
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1 ReplyI'd rather a harpie. With or without self destruct.
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2 RepliesCan I have a baby servitor instead? Doesn't fight, it hasn't matured enough for that yet, but it does give me slight health regeneration
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7 RepliesI want to upgrade Dinklebot into a tiny Traveler wearing a pair of aviator sunglasses.
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The new Fallen shank, voiced by Wee Man.
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2 RepliesI love my Ghost, and I know I'm going to catch Hell for this, but instead of the Shank, I'd rather have the OWL from Killzone: Shadowfall.
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7 RepliesNo thanks. Potty training a Shank is the worst. Fecal matter everywhere for weeks.
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1 Reply3 plz one for each character
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5 RepliesShanks[i] are[/i] pretty adorable. Hovering, whirring around... and those ears!
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3 RepliesI'd rather have a baby wizard.
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1 ReplyMe. Especially if it had a cool crazy voice.
