-
-
I hope your as good as your mom!
-
Wanna F[i]u[/i]ck?
-
My pen!s is small
-
Are we going to fcuk?
-
I think I'm in love with you You think it's small but you'd be surprised to find out
-
I fücked your mom and sister... But don't worry it was before i met you
-
1 ReplyI liked Jessica better
-
Your sisters hot
-
2 RepliesI love you?
-
[url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OPdDdC4go6c]What's the matter? Don't you want a balloon?[/url]
-
Sorry for the stains I got a hooker yesterday
-
1 ReplyI don't know how to say it but do you have a... [spoiler]trust fund?[/spoiler][spoiler]penis?[/spoiler][spoiler]soda?[/spoiler][spoiler]job?[/spoiler][spoiler]...prettier friend?[/spoiler]
-
Hey hand wanna go do something fun
-
You don't sweat much for a fat 'un. I have the body of an 18 year old. I keep it in the freezer.
-
The girl really likes you and you say "All of this was a dare" Years of dirty looks from everybody she knows!
-
Let's split a glass of tap water Is tgat your sister?
-
3 RepliesEdited by Mucca: 5/1/2015 7:21:45 AMA kiss could make your whole day, but anal can make your hole weak
-
AyybbyUwansumfuk?
-
You're very unique and interesting. No one else has ever tried to start a gardening blog before. I've validated your existence and made you feel better abouf your life. We bang now?
-
"Oh that? ..that's just a rash. it'll clear up with a little ointment. ..and Valtrex " lol
-
How to you feel about aids?
-
How big is it?
-
"I love you" :/ byeeee felicia
-
[i] [/i]
-
Geez, my nuts REALLY itch! I'm not sure if it's the sweat or the rash, but it smells like Satan's Jockstrap down there...