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So are you interested in being my sidechick?
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3 RepliesIt rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
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Do you want to see my meme collection?[spoiler]saddest part is is that I actually used to have one. Just kidding, it brought me great laughter and joy[/spoiler]
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Dam u str8 bbygirl?
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Edited by kiwininja332: 6/9/2015 11:13:10 PMSo what lube do you use?
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2 RepliesAllahu Akbar
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U wan sum FUK?
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You suck, I mean it doesn't really get any worse than that.
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Probably mentioning that I have a daughter.
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"This is where I take all my dates" *talks about they're past dates there*
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If I don't come in 30 minutes it's free?
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Sit down and say, "let's make this quick. I payed Roger, now gimme the stuff"
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Nothing
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I left my wallet will you pay
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Oh it's you. I thought you were someone else.
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1 ReplyI thought the dress was gold and white.
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5 RepliesRub his/her arm and say: "you feel softer when you're awake..."
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4 RepliesMy name is Caitlyn Jenner
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My last name is Hitler
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1 ReplyYou make threads?
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3 RepliesCalling the person the wrong name
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Do you have scratch powder because my asshole is itching
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2 RepliesI just can't get rid of this erection..
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Ayyy bby wan sum fuk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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>be me, on blind date with some girl my friends hooked me up with >her be somewhat attractive, 6/10, maybe bang >us in movie theatre together >her be like 'wanna make out?' >i be like 'nah thats ok' >legit true story
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My love for you is like diarrhea [spoiler][i]I just can't hold it in[/i][/spoiler]