Let's say for a moment that an actually war breaks out between two factions of Bungie.net. Two enemies who's sole purpose for posting on Bungie.net are very very different. I want to know what the outcome of a full blown faction war between the faction known as "The Flood" and the faction known as "The Desticles." I'll be asking both sides this very question. The rules as a followed. 1. If you are a member of the Flood you must proclaim yourself as such. 2. What exactly are you bringing to this war? If all you got is a crowbar, maybe you should go home. 3. DeeJ is a neutral player in this faction war. Ninjas however are not. I'll be adding what The Flood have in terms of resources and people over time. The Flood army has: - Toast in envelope -A 10 gauge pump action shotgun -Verbal assaults -A very sexy grill -2x AR-15 -2x 870 12 gauge shotgun -2x .45 Colt 1911 -5 years and 4 months of Marine Corps experience -military friends -Age advantage -A George Foreman grill to keep the sexy grill happy. -A Skyrim dance party so that Desticles may be overcome with the grossly incandescent aura that is the flood -Abaddon's schlong -Shia LeBeouf -The sun power -The power of not being fgts -A 32 mega-bit blade, shitty bait, a green heart and a black heart. -Dead bodies of those from #Gaming and their weapons along with large vehicles. -An army of Spartans -A Dest-odian or [Order-Imposed-on-Chaos] -3 years marine corps. And lots of guns. -BOB -10,000 mentally challenged Spartans -Dan the captain's soul (he's ready to mingle) -Power of Engrapadora harnessed as a weapon -An army of Lenny. -The spell of Lenny. -computer skills -Johnson -shit posts - the power of the flood -booty threads -sex with nuns -Spartan laser -Nukes from orbit -genocide -the seven halo rings -Nav Com Spartans -Actual cannibal Shia Lebouf -three big feet of pleasure -decoy retards -Feel Good Inc. -popcorn (yum) -The flood summons the great purple Narwhale and it's legions of mermaid booty -commons and blues for all Desticles -Non ninja ninja -a double agent -a second Lenny army -another double agent -underdressed pokémon -cringeworthy roleplayers -space whale -shrek -Lord Marty -Caption Render's cosmic wang -flaming compensator -a space whale -10,000 suits of power armor -The sword of Lenny -Caboose's robot freckles -22. rifle and a 12 gauge shotgun -Power of Nuka-cola -Cute animal thread to make the desticles explode from cuteness -BFG 9001 -lost soul of Shika -lion kings head -da reconz -a mighty fleet of pirates armed to the teeth with railguns and blade technology -A fatman from Fallout and a daetric sword -A banana peal -A GODDAMN METAL T-REX -1,000 purple engrams filed with Blues. -cringe threads -a portal gun -the dew -Novocain rifle -Booty (again) -The noble art of baiting -Kangaroos and sluts -a samurai sword -space ships with lasers -a kitten -the sith lord Ravan -an army of Jedi -an army of sith -snacks -the piller of Lenny -a planet filled with floodians ready for war -cloakman -a stick of butter to simulate blowjobs -DDoS -Booty -Unwashed forskin (full decade) -360 quick scopes - 1 million Lennies. -Prince of Be Air Bait Threads. -ThatoneCanadian -rpfg (flesh grenade) - a army of suicidal dragons with lasers - a magic pen that can Bring any drawing to life a cheeseburger gun a disc ball -flamethrowers for all -a cyborg penguin army the Death Star -The Tardis a FAT Pikachu and a water gun -army of noscope star fish -WWII Russia -Prince of bel air bait threads -Sarah Palin's tear -grunts -Ktan -NyQuil -The power to melt faces with 8-hour long drum solo -We also have Clint Eastwood and Dick Cheney with us -a pet Hyena named Scruffy, and a pet spider named Jeffry. Then a spider army -Activisions money -An undead Cowboy with rifles, knives, tomahawks, shotguns, explosion rifles, sniper rifles, an undead horse (engulfed in flames),fire bottles, bait, and pistols. -some guns, a chainsaw, a lawnmower to tame our lawns, and some vehicles -a complete story, an electric cord, and two halfs of a burrit -Vodka -Pomeranian to annoy them to death and moose friends -Lennytron -the power of a Sayian God -Lenny sovereignty -Sperm whale Calvary -the one ring to rule them all -bring spiked dildos and incendiary butt plugs -DigitalDeagle -Recon -NoislessPurse15 -RP threads -Skrek -topkek to feed the army -JOHN CENA -porch day -LLC day -Britton's logic - One hundred billion lions and the sun -Master Chief -Jet fuel and steel beams -duel Spartan lasers with unlimited ammo -Cortana -Promiscuous -cookies -OnlineShirmp34's sense of humor -A stick -The Milk Man's milk -horrible comebacks