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Edited by irishfreak:
12/27/2014 10:59:45 AM
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If you met a member of Lizard Squad, what would you do?
Personally, I would punch them in the face
Edit: Wow, I never expected so many replies, we on the trending page let's keep this going!
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Make them eat nothing but haribo sugarless gummy bears for days.
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70 RepliesEdited by Rynosaurus Reks: 1/2/2015 3:17:06 AMParental advisory. This content should not be viewed by anyone under 18. Viewer discretion is advised. You have been warned. [spoiler]Forcefully place a well worn splintered baseball bat with nails/screw/rivets covered in gorilla glue all the way into their brown eye. The human body is amazingly elastic. After they wake up from passing out from the excruciating pain, I'd tug on it, pour Tabasco and chile vodka in the wound. Then maybe a dilator into their urethra and pour a mixture of moon sand, salt, and habañero sauce. Then remove their finger nails with pliers, put their fingers into a lye bath. Put glass in their mouths and force them to chew and swallow. Then salt/sand/chile oil in their eyes. Potato peel their back. Finish off with water boarding. And toss their wretched ass back on their families front door and say: Merry Christmas!. Edit: Insert a hot soldering iron into their ears while having an STD riddled Thai shemale hooker release bodily fluids into their orifices. Then peel durian fruit and let it rot in the cellar they are being held in upside down with a constant loop of "Do you want to build a snowman" blasting at 140db.[/spoiler]
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Kick their teeth,
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1 ReplyLaugh at the script kiddies.
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Kick him in his vagina
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2 RepliesTie them up and then stick nails under there toe nails and smash the nail with a hammer. Then I'd rip off there finger nails and then bludgeon there eyes out. Then I'd wake up from my dream :c
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give him/her (not being sexiest) a high five
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4 RepliesI was a member of them but left after realising FBI was chasing us and i didn't wanted to get in legal trouble.
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join- join them
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Beat the shit out of that -blam!-
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6 Repliesstep 1: get Komodo Dragons and a camera step 2: get lizard Squad step 3: get a big tub full of salt step 4: skin the lizard squad alive step 5: throw them in the tub of salt step 6: let the Komodo Dragons loose step 7: watch the lizard squad get eaten by big damn lizards step 8: upload the footage on the internets as a warning for other wannabe hackers and DDOSers
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Fill a tub with lemon juice, give them paper cuts everywhere, throw them in the tub. Then set them on fire, pee on them to put it out and beat them down. Then take off their nails and toe nails, put salt on the wounds, and proceed to cut off their balls( if they had any ) and shove em down their throat. And to deal the final blow, put a metal rod up their ass and slowly push them down until they get impaled.
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Fill a tub with lemon juice, give them paper cuts everywhere, throw them in the tub. Then set them on fire, pee on them to put it out and beat them down. Then take off their nails and toe nails, put salt on the wounds, and proceed to cut off their balls( if they had any ) and shove em down their throat. And to deal the final blow, put a metal rod up their ass and slowly push them down until they get impaled.
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* while staring at CO2 powered BB gun in corner of room * Oh, I'd think of something fun..
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Have them give me nudes of all the celebrities I like
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Dick kick
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They wouldn't have enough evidence for a conviction
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2 Repliesi'd pay em to leak katy perry's nudes
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Instructions not clear -Blam! stuck in Xbox error error
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2 RepliesI wouldnt meet them because 1: they cannot move out of their chairs. Their life support would be disconnected 2: if they come into contact with non filtered oxygen from a non basement atmosphere they die. 3: they would die from lack of hot pockets. 4: the neckbeard is strong with this one...
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Complement them on their neck beards.
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5 RepliesEdited by Exodus: 7/17/2015 7:03:10 AMPunch them in the throat and give them to Anonymous. [spoiler]At least Anon has a mission, instead of the little shits of Lizard Squad.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyIf it wasn't illegal for us to punch 12 year-olds in the face, I'd go with that. So instead I'll just have some fun with their Cheerios before breakfast. [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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Put on a Lenny mask and Fondle them while whispering sweet death threats in their ear.
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1 ReplyEdited by travothekiller: 7/17/2015 9:56:39 AM
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1 ReplyI would laugh and become friends wit dem I want to know all their secrets :3 I'm a bear so.... [spoiler]kek[/spoiler]
