It's 1944, and you are the Allies top assassin. You are finally given a green light on project domino. The assassination of Adolph Hitler. After months of planning and perfect execution, here you stand, undetected, with a pistol pointed at his head.
What do you say?
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Goodbye jew
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Edited by Onion Beetle: 11/17/2014 10:23:47 PM"Ah ah ah, now, I know what you're thinking..."
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I hope RNG gives me something good for killing you.
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"Sorry man they're making me do it. If you have like last requests or some shit I can try to help you out. I know your intentions were good." (Because apparently that makes a difference) [spoiler]Or don't say anything because you'd probably give yourself away.[/spoiler]
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Taticool badger don't care
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Get shrieked
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"It's been a gas."
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Can i get your money?
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Nothing.
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3 RepliesI got a gun, you got a time machine.
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BOSH'TET * shoots him
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Edited by SpAgentBic3010: 11/17/2014 9:36:13 PMKosher bullet anyone? Its whats for dinner. We the light of condemnation. Flee from our convictions and be judged guilty for your sin. We would spare you from such a death if we had such mercy in our soul. For we are a divine judgement sent forth unto thy to reap thy soul of sin and beset thy unto a righteous path.
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Hop in my time machine I can help fix your mistakes :D
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Edited by Kernel Kraut: 11/17/2014 9:04:18 PM"You Idiot. You should have let Russia strike first. You should have ignored the Jews. You should have sought peace with Britain. Sea Lion was a terrible idea. You should have let Messerschmidt produce the 262 as they see fit. You through it all away you ignorant cunt. There will be no Ein tousand jahr reich. There will be no Grand Berlin. Du Österreichish idiot swine. It's a shame that you will not see Germany burn for your failure. of course I'd be from the future. Because Hindsight is 20/20 bitches.
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Eat shit and die, Gaydolf Clitler.
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Sie erinnern sich, wenn Sie bekam von xbox verboten leben? urkomisch *Beep Boop Beep input into google translate You remember when you got banned from xbox live? Hilarious
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"You should have just pretended you said "I hate juice!" Then bang Water gun filled with cranberry juice all over his nice new uniform!
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Sorry Führer but you master race is in another castle.
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4 RepliesHow much did the holla cost?
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pssssst....Vader wins. Both times.
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"This'll mess up the timeline, but who cares..." Or "Man, I hope they make an Assassins Creed game about me..."
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>implying I would kill him
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You can see? *Shoots both his eyes out* Now you can N [i]a[/i]zi
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Hows the gas bill?.... [spoiler]huehuehuehuehuehuehue...[/spoiler]
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Alright, Hitler, I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?