It's 1944, and you are the Allies top assassin. You are finally given a green light on project domino. The assassination of Adolph Hitler. After months of planning and perfect execution, here you stand, undetected, with a pistol pointed at his head.
What do you say?
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1 ReplyGot milk?
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"What did the assassin say to Hitler?"-Assassin "What did he say?"-Hitler *bang* "Nothing. He didn't need to."-Assassin
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I liek spaghetti!
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1 Reply"I'm gonna kill Jew." Because he is part Jewish.
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1 ReplyThe man had some good ideas. So I would not kill him. I would however talk to him. Try to convince him to go about things differently..
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"Prepare to d......" Hitler spins on the spot and shoots him dead with a luger. The only chatty assassin is a dead assassin. But thats okay, cause dead men heed no words.
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I wouldn't kill him. I would let him continue his mission of ridding the earth of filth and jewry
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ayy lmao
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"Your life was still a better love story then twilight"
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Gibe de pusi b0ss
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Isch bin dër real fürher!
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"Something cool"
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I'd accidentally sneeze
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I wouldn't kill him. I'd throw him in my torture room and make him suffer forever. But then again, my torture room is getting a little crowded...
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Edited by BanditNation: 11/19/2014 4:27:01 AMI'd say, "Do ya feel lucky, punk?" Then just shoot him.
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Would you like fries with that sir?
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Zig fail mother -blam!-er
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Oi u gun die m8
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ich hasse die Schwarzen
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Lachen Sie über dieses schwache jüdische Abschaum wie er und seine Familie werden unter Stiefel der Reichs zerkleinert dafür, ein Verräter und Feigling, seine Landsleute! HEIL NARR der Reiniger!
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"Say hello to my little friend"
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Nothing. I just cap him.
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Surprise mutha-blam!-a
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1 ReplySUPRISE MOTHER-blam!-ER
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"Who are the Patriots?" The reast depends on his answer.
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Me- "How Hitler ties his shoes?" Hitler- "Nein please make it stop!" Me- "In little [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url]" Hitler- *puts gun in mouth* Me- "Get it? Because [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] sounds a lot like..." Hitler- "What have I done" *pulls trigger*