I'm a little early this week, I KNOW, deal with it! Here are your new items this week!
[u] [b]The Last Nerf[/b][/u] - 27 Guardian Tears
[i]"Oooh it tickles"[/i]
[b]Larger Picture -->[/b] [url]http://i1131.photobucket.com/albums/m545/TroyWojo/TheLastNerf_zps6bdadd52.jpg[/url]
[u] [b]Tearbreaker[/b][/u] - 13 Guardian Tears
[i]This sparrow runs on the tears of Guardians. Whiners receive excellent MPG’s.[/i]
[b]Larger Picture -->[/b] [url]http://i1131.photobucket.com/albums/m545/TroyWojo/Tearbreaker_zps1f5fd640.jpg[/url]
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[u] [b]Guardian Tears can be collected far and wide across the forum from whiners, cry babies, and complainers.[/b][/u]
Ex.: " [i]OMGWTF why do people shoot me in the crucible and kill me?! SO OP, NEED NERF NAO![/i]
Reply: [i]"+3 Tears Collected"[/i]
[b]PSN - XTheAntiheroX[/b]
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#Destiny
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1 ReplyDur: Is there any way I can break down Self Loathing of Guardian into Guardian's Tears??? If so, i have a TON of Self Loathing points to turn in!
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The durability on the sparrow should be 20. You will be crying every time you use the boost! Lol.
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2 RepliesI think the sparrow should have been called "Tearjerker" or "Teardropper."
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1 ReplyThat nerf gun is called the Maverick, and the Maverick is the best hand cannon in Destiny. (IMO)
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1 ReplyDur will you be selling any super synthesis for 1 strange coin? Super synthesis as in synthesis that instantly restores your super ability.
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1 Replyi like the last nerf.. once i purchased the weapon. i was amazed on how accuarate and the damage it delt.. but the only thing that is bad is having to call timeout to pick up all your ammo again. please fix it.
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I WANT THE LAST NERF!!!!
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This is the greatest thing I've ever laid eyes on
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Full set of nerf weapons or I'm selling the game
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Dafuq?
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#DÛR!!!!
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The last tear isn't crying...
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Hahahahaha OP I love it
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1 ReplyToo easy to get tears
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Ill take each.
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Nope The Last Nerf is a fail. The range is way too high. It needs to be nerfed. I keep getting killed by it way too much in PVP. Ignore my low K/D it is not relevant nor will it reflect my low aiming skills.
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Ah, reducto absurdum, you're doing it right.
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LOL the most op things in the game right here lol
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Posts like this prove Bungie has the best community out there
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This is hilarious on so many levels. We'll done dür. Keep em coming.
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1 ReplyI don't post much. but had to say, "Thank you" for the smile and I actually lol'd. Thanks again Dûr!
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You know there's something wrong when Dür gives out better items then Xür....
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Edited by ECH0-76x: 11/8/2014 2:15:09 PMGuys we have to nerf The Last Nerf! In PvP it wrecks! I mean, all the sticky darts!? Those are just waaaay op! If the other team has even one of those guns you know they are gonna win! I petition a nerf of The Last Nerf. Who's with me?
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2 RepliesNerf Tearbeaker it goes too fast
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3 RepliesThe Last Nerf and Tearbreaker cost too many Guardian Tears, and why aren't they Legendary. Why are you here early and why can't you come to me instead of me finding you, why can't I use my own Guardian Tears and why didn't I get a Whaambulance. [spoiler]Dûr is OP pls nerf[/spoiler] [spoiler];-;[/spoiler]