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11/5/2014 2:16:15 PM
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You guys have no idea how hard it is to be me!
Every weekend i bring exotics to you for cost and what do you guys do? Complain. I can't help it if that's what bungie gives me! Do you have any idea what i have to go through? I have to go from my home to bungie. That's atleast a 2 day journey. Then I have a three day journey to the tower. During said journey I have to avoid space gak's that would eat my ship up in one bite, avoid the awoken in the reef and numerous other dangers that you don't want to know!
I finally get to the tower, set up shop for you guys. Bungie tells me the price but i cut it in half or more because i know no one will buy an exotic for 150 strange coins. Then when you guys come to see what i'm selling you complain. I"m just the delivery man! Do you know how hard it is to get over 1,000 items into that small backpack? I asked for a full fledged shop but they won't let me. Interstellar travel only permits one backpack per person.
Once I'm done selling you exotics i pack up and go home to my 9 kids. I only get to spend 2 to 3 hours with them because guess what, i have to do the whole thing over again!
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#Destiny
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Oh Xür. I have many questions. The most burning of which is this: [b]If you are the agent of the nine, where's the other eight?[/b]
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Well, if nobody wants to buy your exotics, I suggest you start selling lap dances. I for one would like to see you back that ass up.
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1 ReplyHow about you bring gauntlets for [b]any other class[/b] instead of [b]Sunbreakers[/b] for five weeks?
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24 "What did you go out into the Strikes to earn? Phat loots, dropped whenever the winds blew? 25 What did you go out to earn? A chance to to be a man dressed in fancy armor. Look, those who wear fancy armor and kickball in the Tower! 26 What did you come here to see? A salesman? Yes, I tell you, and more than a salesman. 27 This is the one about whom it is written, 'Look, I am sending my salesman ahead of you, who will soothe the Guardians in-between your ways.' 28 I tell you, among those raised from the dead by their ghosts, no one is greater than Xûr." -the Gospel of Ringo, Ch. 3:24-28
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3 RepliesHey can you make sure The Last Word falls off the back of a space truck and bring it this weekend? That would be swell.
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Are you my ex wife?
